So...YOU go to a Chinese restaurant, and volunteer to be dinner.
You know there's too many dogs.
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patiodog
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Fri 28 Dec, 2007 08:23 pm
Aren't.
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dlowan
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Fri 28 Dec, 2007 08:30 pm
patiodog wrote:
Aren't.
Are.
Per unit of willing owners.
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patiodog
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Fri 28 Dec, 2007 08:40 pm
Then there's obviously a shortage of owners, an untapped market for supply. It only lacks a really effective advertising hook, like "Families with dogs are 72% less likely to suffer from terrorist attacks than families without dogs." And given the cosmopolitan targets of most terrorist attacks, it might even be true.
I'm joking. Sort of.
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dlowan
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Sat 29 Dec, 2007 05:42 am
patiodog wrote:
Then there's obviously a shortage of owners, an untapped market for supply. It only lacks a really effective advertising hook, like "Families with dogs are 72% less likely to suffer from terrorist attacks than families without dogs." And given the cosmopolitan targets of most terrorist attacks, it might even be true.
I'm joking. Sort of.
I'm laughing, sort of.
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dadpad
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Sat 29 Dec, 2007 06:29 am
I heard snickering coming from this thread.... again.
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patiodog
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Sat 29 Dec, 2007 06:51 am
Sorry, dad, we'll keep it down.
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dlowan
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Sat 29 Dec, 2007 07:48 am
I won't.
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patiodog
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Sat 29 Dec, 2007 02:23 pm
Will!
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dlowan
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Sat 29 Dec, 2007 04:01 pm
patiodog wrote:
Will!
WON'T!!!!
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patiodog
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Sat 29 Dec, 2007 04:16 pm
WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL!!!!!
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dlowan
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Sat 29 Dec, 2007 04:27 pm
patiodog wrote:
WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILLNOT!!!!!
Yep, you're right..I will not indeed.
You're SUCH a fast learner, wittle puppy!
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patiodog
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Sat 29 Dec, 2007 05:27 pm
Will snot.
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dlowan
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Mon 31 Dec, 2007 01:24 am
patiodog wrote:
Will snot.
Won't.
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patiodog
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Mon 31 Dec, 2007 07:26 am
(sigh) You're so immature.
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dlowan
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Mon 31 Dec, 2007 07:33 am
patiodog wrote:
(sigh) You're so immature.
Who mentioned snot first?
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patiodog
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Mon 31 Dec, 2007 07:37 am
Must've been the lord. He's the alfa romeo eat oh-my-god, ain't he?
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dlowan
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Mon 31 Dec, 2007 07:40 am
patiodog wrote:
Must've been the lord. He's the alfa romeo eat oh-my-god, ain't he?
It was thee, Dog. Thou saidest snot,
And all thy quibbles hide it not.
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patiodog
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Mon 31 Dec, 2007 07:42 am
But your query was who said it FIRST
Not latest, lastest, least, or worst.
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dlowan
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Mon 31 Dec, 2007 07:46 am
patiodog wrote:
But your query was who said it FIRST
Not latest, lastest, least, or worst.
Equivocations of the fiend!!!
Thou skirtest now the pits of hell!
Thou knowest fully what I meaned,
Confess! Repent! The truth now tell!
