Quote:The guy who dug that canyon was actually a German looking for his sense of humour.
A fine response to that teutonic bastard.
I have just finished a short walking tour of the upper East Side near what used to be called 78th Street. Referred to now as, and with no reference to Bob Dylan, Desolation City by both the police and what can only be called it's denizens, the poor creatures who haunt it's empty cement and tar expanses.
There are no shops here, no music, no bars, no bodegas, no sidewalk carts and no newsstands. The people do not stand, they lean slightly sideways as if blown by some unfelt winds, those that lie down do not get up. Those who begin weeping are the next to lie down.
"What has happened to us!!?" a woman cried.
"Gone at last" I whispered to myself and caught a glimpse of someone hearing me across the street.
Joe(Ah ah aiyiyea they gone)Nation
Joe Nation wrote:I have just finished a short walking tour of the upper East Side near what used to be called 78th Street. Referred to now as, and with no reference to Bob Dylan, Desolation City by both the police and what can only be called it's denizens, the poor creatures who haunt it's empty cement and tar expanses.
There are no shops here, no music, no bars, no bodegas, no sidewalk carts and no newsstands. The people do not stand, they lean slightly sideways as if blown by some unfelt winds, those that lie down do not get up. Those who begin weeping are the next to lie down.
"What has happened to us!!?" a woman cried.
"Gone at last" I whispered to myself and caught a glimpse of someone hearing me across the street.
Joe(Ah ah aiyiyea they gone)Nation
And don't you forget it big boy.
Hey Joe.....(where you goin' with that gun in your hand?)
Seen this?
http://www.the-jazz.co.uk/Default.asp
A new digital radio station for us, but maybe you yanks can listen online.
Good jazz selections.
It may cheer you up a bit.
I know you're inconsolable, but.....
poor Joe.......he's withered away to almost nothing since yesterday. Sad
And I do not love Joe! I just can't stand writers with a talent for comedy. I hate them so much, I married one.
I did dream about the New York jewelry store last night, however.
McTag wrote:Lola wrote:poor Joe.......he's withered away to almost nothing since yesterday. Sad
And I do not love Joe! I just can't stand writers with a talent for comedy. I hate them so much, I married one.
I did dream about the New York jewelry store last night, however.
You mean.....this one?
Which one, the husband that I can't stand or the store?
I didn't know you had that picture. We don't miss you McTag. Not at all.
And I don't miss Sally Dog either!
Lola wrote:And I don't miss Sally Dog either!
She's thinking the very same
Ah, the jewelry store. What a blessing it's gone! My mother hates the bracelet I bought there every time she wears it.
Likewise FionaB's necklace. She never wears it, and considers it the biggest waste of money since the Louisiana Purchase.
Necklace. I bought my mother a necklace too. I always confuse the words "necklace" and "bracelet". But who cares what my mother hates.
McTag wrote:Lola wrote:poor Joe.......he's withered away to almost nothing since yesterday. Sad
And I do not love Joe! I just can't stand writers with a talent for comedy. I hate them so much, I married one.
I did dream about the New York jewelry store last night, however.
You mean.....this one?
God damn it, alan!!! You should NOT have posted this picture. Do you have ANY idea what American military intelligence people will do with me when they discover, as they are now sure to do, that I can flutter my toes really fast and hover eight inches off the carpet!?
looks like Rockport shoes bernie is wearing. A far far cry from the redwing boots he used to wear.
BBB
Did you notice they both wear the same color shoes? What does that mean?
BBB
Re: BBB
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:Did you notice they both wear the same color shoes? What does that mean?
BBB
Well, if you paid attention you would have noticed that Lola was wearing freudian slip-ons while bernie was wearing lace-tie walkabouts.
Re: BBB
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:Did you notice they both wear the same color shoes? What does that mean?
BBB
That an edgy avante garde artist could find a couple of large, dried cowpies, then chop off my legs, lola's legs and Pat Boone's legs and make a couple of really cool milking stools.
Damn it, Dys; put proper titles on your posts
I didn't find this thread until I ran out of interesting threads because Dys never puts titles on his posts so you can identify it's subject. "Gone at last" made me think it was about the departures of Gonzales or Rove. What a disappointment to learn it was about Dys, Diane, Blatham and Lola, all people I can't stand.
I have to apologize to Bernie and Jane for taking Diane away from them for an entire afternoon when my son got clobbered by a tree. I later heard from Osso, that Dys, Bernie and Jane spent the afternoon dancing in the nude around the flamingos. I wish I had some pictures of them. Terrible way to corrupt sweet innocent Sally dog.
BBB
Lola wrote:husker wrote:needs laughs and smiles only up to page 3 so far - busting a gut
Bust it in Thomas and McTag's direction, dear Husker......they need a good meal, having been deprived of home cooking ever since manhattan.
I just hate seeing all y'all on these pages......
And Squinney too.............wasn't it you Squinney raising your eye brows over the 5 Mormon brothers? Yeah sure. a rough way to go.
I think I'll have to stand on my head!
if yer standing on your head i hope it is a skirt and no undies i think i remember you saying yea don't wear any - snickers
