O, Come O come Immanuel.
And rant with Kant whilst at the drinking well.
And Rene will be having one, too
And should he not think, he'll be in the loo.
(chorus)
And in canal will be our good friend Locke.
Whilst Socrates will have a tall hemlock.
And if he doesn't know this old plaine song
We'll ask Plato to kindly sing along.
Rejoice...rejoice...Henry will turn the Screw,
A driver that don't think the way we do.
Love it! Agape