Monkey Love ... Dirty song I wrote

Brilliant! Got any more gems like that? I'm looking for a lyricist and front man for my all-kazoo jam band.

Filthy Bugger!



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It's choir-boy dirty suburban flowered-wallpaper smut. Shakespeare did it better and that's really old fashioned.

Hey, at least he made passing reference to the clitoris!

All is not lost.


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Yeah- like as if it is an ice-cream cornet.

He'll be on about tits full of Tequila next.

And what's wrong with that?

ewww. Mammary glands wrapped in fat and full of tequila. No thank ewwww.

The song would be called, "Nurse Me, Momma."

leave your poor mother alone, gargamel.

"Gimme some milk or else go home".

This is my mates PT's song, wadaya think?


To the tune of "Where do you go to my Lovely?"

Well, you talk just like Hermann Goering
And you dance just like Yogi Bear
Your clothes are exclusive from Milletts
And there's snot and sweat in your hair
(Yes there is, you know there is, aha hahaha)

You have lots of good friends in low places
Who supply you with speed and cocaine
Your pimp bought you a vibrator for Christmas
And you use it again and again
(Yes you do, for a joke, for a laugh ahaaa ha ha ha)

In summer you're found in Carsholton
And you winter in Rhyll and Minehead
In your carefully designed thermal long johns
That covers your feet…and your neck
(And all the rest ahahahaha ahohoho)

I remember the back streets of Burnage
Where you were sold into white slavery
You blamed Blind Jack the Fishmonger
But Marie Claire - it was me

(ha hahahahahahahahahahaha etc)