I haven't even eaten yet.
You should of seen me and my sister out at my dad's grave. She is more of an idiot than I am. I couldn't stop laughing at her. She couldn't tie a balloon.
I asked her if she knew how to tie her shoe laces. I had to take it from her, the balloon, not her shoes
Then we stopped at my mom's and she wasn't home. I snuck in the garage, I know the alarm code, and left flowers