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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 05:41 am
Speaking of lights through the window (good morning, btw!):

A massive blackout paralyzed Moscow:
the disconnection from electric power supplies trapped e.g. tens of thousands of people in the metro. (By now, more than half of disrupted Moscow power supplies are back on, the emergencies ministry said.)
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 05:48 am
Hello.

Due to the inconvenience of time-zones I have trouble keeping ut, Letty. But I try.

I would love to share what little I know of Thor Heyerdahl, tha Kon-Tikiguru and the Ra-man, but that is not much. I know he had some trouble being accepted into the world of respected science on account of some lofy theories. He tried to prove that Odin and the other pagan gods of the north were actually men, and that they did exist once upon a time. The tale of Odin and his twelve kings bear remarkable similarities to the tale of christ.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 05:55 am
Good Morning listeners. I see this morning that Massachusetts continues it's ever popular nor'easter performance. I drove home late last night and observed first hand the lunacy our inhabitants call driving. In winds averaging 30-35 mph (gusts higher) I found I was in the minority in observing the speed limit. Luckily I was trained in Hull Ma at an early age at Paragon Park in the dodge em cars. I survived the trip as you know since I'm now posting on a new day.
Since I am a law abiding citizen I was shocked to notice this article detailing people routinely breaking laws put forth by sober learned individuals concerned with our welfare.

Odd U.S. state laws ban owning skunks, swearing

By Alan Elsner Tue May 24,11:04 AM ET

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - In Virginia, under the terms of a 1950 law, no animal may be hunted on Sundays except raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 a.m.



In Connecticut, a 1949 ordinance forbids the storing of town records in any place where liquor is sold.

A 1974 Tennessee law states: "It is unlawful for any person to import, possess, or cause to be imported into this state any type of live skunk."

The legal codes of U.S. states, counties and cities are replete with archaic, sometimes nonsensical and often humorous laws, many of which were passed decades or even centuries ago for a reason that seemed good at the time but has long since been forgotten or faded into irrelevance.

But these old laws occasionally come back to bite.

Sheriff Carson Smith of Pender County, North Carolina, recently relied on a 1805 law banning the cohabitation of unmarried persons to give one of his employees an ultimatum.

He told Deborah Hobbs she could either marry her boyfriend, move out of the house they were living in together or get fired. Hobbs, 40, quit and went to the
American Civil Liberties Union, which launched a legal challenge to the law.

"This is not a dead-letter law in North Carolina. We have found this statute has been used 36 times since 1997 to charge people with a crime. At least seven have been convicted," said Jennifer Rudinger, the ACLU's North Carolina director.

It turns out six other states also have anti-cohabitation laws: Virginia, West Virginia, Florida, Michigan, Mississippi and North Dakota. Four other states -- Illinois, Minnesota, South Carolina and Utah -- have laws against fornication, defined as unmarried sex, according to Dorian Solot of the Alternatives to Marriage Project, a group based in Albany, New York which advocates for equality and fairness for unmarried people.

"The good news is most of these laws are not enforced, as far as we know," said Solot. "They occasionally come up when a prosecutor is already looking into an individual and may decide to throw another charge at them."

The ACLU argues all these statutes are unconstitutional, citing a 2003 Supreme Court decision striking down a Texas anti-sodomy law, which established a broad constitutional right to sexual privacy.

In Washington state, Gov. Christine Gregoire signed a law last month allowing pregnant women to divorce their husbands. It was prompted by the case of Shawnna Hughes who was denied the right to divorce her physically abusive husband by Superior Court Judge Paul Bastine because she was pregnant.

"There's a lot of case law that says it is important in this state that children not be illegitimized," the judge said at the time.

NO CUSSING

Most states still have anti-swearing laws on their books which police occasionally try to enforce. Judges usually throw them out but citizens sometimes get fined or spend a few hours in a local jail.

In one Michigan case, a man who let loose a stream of curses after falling out of a canoe in 1999 was convicted of violating a law against cursing in front of women and children. He was fined $75 and ordered to perform four days of community service. In 2002, an appeals court struck down the 1898 law and threw out the conviction.

According to Chris Edwards of the conservative Cato Institute, all this argues for increased use of "sunsetting clauses" when passing new laws and regulations. Such clauses automatically terminate statutes after a specified period, unless the legislature expressly reauthorizes them.

Sunsetting was included in important sections of the 2001 U.S. Patriot Act, passed by Congress shortly after the Sept. 11 attacks to give law enforcement agencies more tools to fight terrorism. Congress is now debating reauthorization and seems likely to make some changes.

"These hearings on the Patriot Act are exactly the kind of thing you want. Government doesn't spend enough time on oversight, looking at what's been done and how it's working," Edwards said.

President Bush's 2001 tax cuts also included sunset clauses; its provision are supposed to expire in 2010. However critics charge that this time, sunsetting was little more than a smokescreen, allowing Republicans to keep the projected costs of the tax cut within limits set by a congressional budget resolution.

Silly laws can be a source of amusement. Two enterprising high school students in Georgia, Andy Powell and Jeff Koon, started an Internet site, www.dumblaws.com. It gets up to 10,000 hits a day and has been spun off into a book and a follow-up on dumb warning labels.

The site contains numerous gems, although Powell acknowledged he has been unable to verify them all.

According to the site, in Minnesota a person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head. In North Carolina, it is illegal to sing off key. In Idaho, you may not fish on a camel's back while Ohio makes it unlawful to get a fish drunk or to fish for a whale on Sundays.
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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 06:21 am
Walter, how many times have we seen these power overloads; Adds another facet to the song "Midnight in Moscow".

Cyracuz, I had no idea that Heyerdahl believed that Odin and his pagan gods actually existed as men. Hmmmm, perhaps that was one of his flaws, but I guess it's no different than the Bible's account of Jesus and the apostles. Thanks, buddy.

Bob, obviously you knew what you were doing. Amazing how people in cars seem to have a "death wish", no?

You know, folks, Bob's listing of stupid laws still on the books is amusing but scary at the same time. I had never heard the term "sunsetting", but I get the idea all right. Should a police state want fodder, it is quite possible to use those antiquities to arrest and hold those they see as "threats". There ought to be a law against some laws.
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 06:32 am
Good Morning everybody.

Bob, your post prompted me to check out the laws of my city. So far, I haven't broken these:

No one is allowed to sleep on a refrigerator.

It is still illegal to bring a donkey or a mule onto a trolley car.

As one of the birthday sites is out of commission today, I had to settle for less than usual:

1803 Ralph Waldo Emerson, poet/essayist and Transcendalist (Boston, MA; died 1882)
1878 Bill "Bojangles" Robinson, tap dancer (Richmond, VA; died 1949)
1889 Igor Sikorsky, aeronautical engineer and developer of the helicopter (Kiev, Russia; died 1972)
1892 Josip Broz Tito, Yugoslavian president (near Zagreb, Yugoslavia; died 1980)
1898 Gene Tunney, champion boxer (New York, NY; died 1978)
1908 Theodore Roethke, poet (Saginaw, MI; died 1963)
1926 Miles Davis, jazz trumpeter (Alton, IL; died 1991)
1927 Robert Ludlum, author (New York, NY; died 2001)
1929 Beverly Sills, opera singer (Brooklyn, NY)
1932 John Gregory Dunne, author (Hartford, CT)
1938 Raymond Carver, short-story writer/poet (Clatskanie, OR; died 1988)
1939 Dixie Carter, actress (McLemoresville, TN)
Sir Ian McKellen, actor (Burnley, England)
1943 Leslie Uggams, singer/actress (New York, NY)
1955 Connie Sellecca, actress (New York, NY)
1963 Mike Myers, actor/comedian (Toronto, Ontario, Canada)
1969 Anne Heche, actress (Aurora, OH)
1971 Sheryl Swoopes, basketball player (Brownfield, TX)
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 07:28 am
Good morning aggie. Thanks for the list. I see a flaw however as the mule on the trolley may prevent some women from taking their husbands along.
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 08:07 am
Could be that was the purpose of that law, Bob. Laughing
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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 09:07 am
Thanks again, Raggedy, for your celeb updates. Know quite a few of them this time, and someone from Michigan called in and requested this poem:

MY PAPA'S WALTZ

The whiskey on your breath
Could make a small boy dizzy;
But I hung on like death:
Such waltzing was not easy.

We romped until the pans
Slid from the kitchen shelf;
My mother's countenance
Could not unfrown itself.

The hand that held my wrist
Was battered on one knuckle;
At every step you missed
My right ear scraped a buckle.

You beat time on my head
With a palm caked hard by dirt,
Then waltzed me off to bed
Still clinging to your shirt.

Ok, listeners. If you can guess which celeb wrote that, we'll congratulate you right here on WA2K radio. Ok, so our budget is limited.

We'll be back later with a song about Mr. Bojangles by guess who.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 10:35 am
don't know the answer, but here's another waltz for everybody

Sad Lover's Waltz
Camper Van Beethoven

One step for boys, one step for girls, step away
One step for you, one step for me, step away
Don't take the third step, 'cuz that's just the sad lovers' waltz
Don't take the third step, 'cuz that's just the sad lovers' waltz

One step for anger, one step for pain, step away
One step for right, one step for wrong, step away
Don't take the third step, 'cuz that's just a sad lover's waltz
Don't take the third step, 'cuz that's just a sad lover's waltz

One step for boys, one step for girls, step away
One step for you, one step for me, step away
One more step makes three, and three steps a waltz
Don't take the third step, cuz that's just a sad lover's waltz
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yitwail
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 10:43 am
twas Theodore Roethke, the poet, who wrote "My Papa's Waltz." (i admit i googled it, but used only a short search string.) when we read this in a lit class, i thought the drunk pa was abusive, but most classmates thought he was affectionate in a gruff way. i tend to pessimism & cynicism, so perhaps i was seeing the glass as half-empty.
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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 10:54 am
Ah, dj. That was a sad/beautiful song, lover's waltz or no!

Yit, I, too, thought it was abusive when I first read it, but it may have another side and that would be that his father, who I think ran a greenhouse, was just having a couple and giving his son some fun and showing his own kind of affection. (Mom wasn't too happy with that waltz, however.)
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 11:04 am
Some of these ponderings may cause a wrinkled brow or two.



1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila,
floor.....
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do
we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because
he knows where all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the
saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the
purpose.
7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
8. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash
his hands with soap?
9. If someone with multiple personalities
threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
10. Is there another word for synonym?
11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from
it all?"
12. What do you do when you see an endangered
animal eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they
garnish his wages?
14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are
they afraid someone will
clean them?
16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he
homeless or naked?
17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell
him he has the right to remain silent?
19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through
bank machines?
20. How do they get deer to cross the road only
at those yellow road signs?
21. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't
talk about other people.
23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults
enjoy adultery?
25. How is it possible to have a civil war?
26. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the
rest drown, too?
27. If you ate both pasta and antipasto, would
you still be hungry?
28. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have
you done?
29. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp"
to have "S" in it?
30. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids"
instead of "asteroids"?
31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't
shoot at them?
32. Why is there an expiration date on sour
cream?
33. If you spin an oriental man in a circle
three times does he become disoriented?
34. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of
God?
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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 11:53 am
Hee Hee! Listeners don't you love Bob when he ponders stuff? Great, Boston.

Thought for Today: ``A historian is a prophet in reverse.''

Friedrich von Schlegel, German diplomat and writer (1772-1829).



05/24/05 20:00

Don't touch that dial, folks. More to come!
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djjd62
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 02:47 pm
Letty wrote:
A historian is a prophet in reverse.
Friedrich von Schlegel, German diplomat and writer (1772-1829).


The Dream Before (for Walter Benjamin)
Laurie Anderson

Hansel and Gretel are alive and well
And they're living in Berlin
She is a cocktail waitress He had a part in a Fassbinder film
And they sit around at night now
drinking schnapps and gin
And she says: Hansel, you're really bringing me down
And he says: Gretel, you can really be a bitch
He says: I've wasted my life on our stupid legend
When my one and only
love was the wicked witch.
She said: What is history?
And he said: History
is an angel being blown backwards
into the future
He said: History
is a pile of debris
And the angel wants to go back and fix things
To repair the things that have been broken
But there is a storm blowing from Paradise
And the storm keeps blowing the angel
backwards into the future
And this storm,
this storm is called Progress
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 02:51 pm
First things first. Make a note to Letty that no one touched the dial. Wonder why not. Bozo that attachment on top of your head should have a brain inside so use it. Dunno, it hasn't been used in awhile. Maybe it's rusty. Could be. What do you do Friday and Saturday? Sing. Could that be a clue? Yeah, they probably want a song. Sometimes you underwhelm me.Thanks. Uh, that was a compliment wasn't it? For you it is. Ok, Neil Diamond? I like him. Me too. Hit it.

LOVE ON THE ROCKS
Written by Neil Diamond and Gilbert Becaud

Love on the rocks
Ain't no surprise
Pour me a drink
And I'll tell you some lies
Got nothin' to lose
So you just sing the blues all the time

Gave you my heart
Gave you my soul
You left me alone here
With nothing to hold
Yesterday's gone
Now all I want is a smile

First, they say they want you
How they really need you
Suddenly you find you're out there
Walking in a storm
When they know they have you
Then they really have you
Nothing you can do or say
You've got to leave, just get away
We all know the song

You need what you need
You can say what you want
Not much you can do
When the feeling is gone
May be blue skies above
But it's cold when you love's on the rocks

First, they say they want you
How they really need you
Suddenly you find you're out there
Walking in a storm
When they know they have you
Then they really have you
Nothing you can do or say
You've got to leave, just get away
We all know the song

Love on the rocks
Ain't no surprise
Pour me a drink
And I'll tell you some lies
Yesterday's gone
And now all I want is a smile
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 03:11 pm
'Love on the rocks' was released ín 1995 on Shirley Bassey's album "Shirley Bassey Sings The Movies".

Previously sung by Neil Diamond. In 1981 he reached No. 2 in the US Billboard with this song.
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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 04:28 pm
dj, ".....an angel blown backwards...." Isn't it strange that for one who professes to be a divergent thinker that I zero in on one line?

Beautiful words, dj.

And Bob has followed through with love on the rocks and and yesterday's history. I always love your monologue, hawk.

Walter is our great verifier and is much better at being "The Great Communicator" than Reagan was. It seems to me that all he ever said was: Well! <smile>

I must seek out this Shirley Bassey.

Perhaps, listeners, if we were a Howard Hughes type station, we would use something quite sanitary to touch the radio dial.

As you all might have guessed, I just got through watching "The Aviator".

I am still thinking that one through, however. Setanta talked about Holmes' "Study in Scarlet" and I think about a brown study in another mystery man who could not hide.

If I seem a might pensive, folks, it's because the human drive is always a complication, but one we never solve.

For our upcoming Memorial Day, and for the "spruce goose":

Off we go into the wild blue yonder,
Climbing high into the sun.
Here they come zooming to meet us yonder,
Atta boy, give 'em the gun.

Down we dive spouting a flame from under,
Off with one helluva roar.
We live in fame or go down in flames
For nothing can stop the army air corps.

(exceptin' maybe Howard Hughes)
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 04:46 pm
TCM just had Gigi on and I couldn't miss it. Charmant!

Gigi (Gaston's Soliloquy)
Performed by Louis Jourdan
GASTON:
There's sweeter music when she sings, isn't there?
A different bloom about her cheeks, isn't there?
Could I be wrong, could it be so?
Oh where oh where did Gigi go?
Gigi, am I a fool without a mind?
Or have I merely been too blind?
To realize.
Oh, Gigi!
Why, you've been growing up before my eyes
Gigi!
You're not at all that funny
Awkward little girl I knew
Oh no!
Overnight, there's been a breathless change
In you.
Oh, Gigi!
While you were trembling on the brink
Was I out yonder somewhere
Blinking at a star?
Oh, Gigi!
Have I been standing up too close?
Or back too far?
When did your sparkle turn to fire?
And your warmth become desire?
Oh what miracle has made you the way you are?
Gigi!
Gigi!
Gigi!
Oh no!
I was mad not to have seen the change
In you.
Oh Gigi!
While you were trembling...are?


I'm Glad I'm Not Young Anymore
Performed by Maurice Chevalier
HONORЙ:
Poor boy!
Poor boy!
Down hearted and depressed and in a spin
Poor boy!
Poor boy!
Oh, youth can really do a fellow in!

How lovely to sit here in the shade
With none of the woes of man and maid
I'm glad I'm not young anymore.
The rivals that don't exist at all.
The feeling you're only two feet tall.
I'm glad that I'm not young anymore.

No more confusion
No morning-after surprise.
No more self delusion
That when you 're telling those lies
She isn't wise...
And even if love comes through the door
The can that goes on forevermore.
Forever more is shorter than before.
Oh, I'm so glad that I'm not young anymore.

The tiny remark that tortures you
The fear that your friends won't like her too
I'm glad that I'm not young anymore
The longing to end the stale affair
Until you find out she doesn't care
I'm glad that I'm not young anymore.

No more frustration
No star-crossed lover am I
No aggravation
Just one reluctant reply
"Lady, goodbye!"

The fountain of youth
Is --
Methuselah is my patron saint
I've never been so comfortable before
Oh, I'm so glad that I am not young anymore!


Say A Prayer For Me Tonight
Performed by Betty Wand for Leslie Caron
GIGI:
Say a prayer for me tonight
I'll need every prayer
That you can spare to get me by.
Say a prayer and while you're praying
Keep on saying
She's much too young to die
Unto your Waterloo whispers "My heart"
Pray I'll be Wellington, not Bonaparte
Oh, say a prayer for me this evening
Bow your head and please
Stay on your knees
Tonight.
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booman2
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 05:12 pm
ATTENTION MUSIC LOVERS Exclamation

.....I just filched a piece of information from Satt_fs, on another thread.
Today (May 25) is the birthday of my homey, Miles Davis.
....I prepose a moment of silence, and a toast to one of rhe all time greats of Jazz...........................................(URRP!)...... Embarrassed Excuse me I drank that too fast.
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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 25 May, 2005 05:13 pm
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