Hollywood interview/schmoozing cliches

"Have your people call my people" comes to mind...

We'll do lunch.

Dahling, you look fabulous!

Kiss kiss

Who did your face?

"So who are you wearing?" Am I the only one who's sick of the schtick here?

"So how was so and so to work with?"

"Oh, fabulous, fantastic. He/she gave me lots of ideas...helped me really get into my character, you know? We both like yoga, and organic foods, and Scientology....it changed both our lives." (And so the ass-kissing goes on until you think all Hollywood stars crap rose petals...)

"I've written a script." (Studio exec is trying to hide under desk)

"I have my high school drama teacher to thank." (Schmoozing at the Oscars)

"Acting is a craft." (Maybe like cutting out paper dolls?)

Isn't it just best for actors to speak only when someone else is putting words in their mouths?

A new cliche: "We must learn to understand the terrorists..." Then I think that pothead Tim Robbins said something about building baseball fields to show America's strength....hmmm...