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It didnt happen overnight but it did happen.

what can be done for a hairy back?

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[+3] - wandeljw - 07/10/2009I hope we can make this easier for you, dadpad. I have the opposite problem. I have always had low self-esteem for not having hair on my chest. I once found a single hair in the middle of my...
[+2] - dadpad - 07/10/2009once more into the bleach?
[+1] - Walter Hinteler - 07/10/2009I've read this somewhere today here on A2K ... [i]Use a solution of one part household bleach and 20 parts cold water, wipe the area with this - but DO NOT soak the back - then rinse off with...
[+1] - Walter Hinteler - 07/10/2009Might well be it wasn't for hair really, if I remember correctly. Or not for hair on the back? Nevertheless, my hair on the head went away by itself - you just have to wait a couple of...
[+1] - Green Witch - 07/10/2009Have a professional to do a waxing. Every time you wax it will weaken the hair follicles and over time fewer hairs will grow back. You might want to get drunk before they rip off the strips - and...
[+1] - mismi - 07/10/2009OH lord...the bikini line. yowza. I wonder if they could use some kind of numbing liquid before they ripped off the hair? :shock:
[+1] - shewolfnm - 07/10/2009They can. Or, you can go to the store yourself and get the numbing liquid/gel that people use in childrens teething gums. Im america the brand is numb-zit, or numsit. Not sure exactly how it is...
[+1] - shewolfnm - 07/10/2009Im sure dadpad will give you his wax strips. then you can tape them to your chest [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3460/3231845520_4808f54035.jpg[/img]
[+1] - wandeljw - 07/10/2009Thanks, shewolf. A2K is all about us helping each other. :)
[+1] - mm25075 - 07/10/2009*needs brain bleach for that image* blech!

I've read this somewhere today here on A2K ...

Use a solution of one part household bleach and 20 parts cold water, wipe the area with this - but DO NOT soak the back - then rinse off with clear water. Repeat if necessary. Be sure not to let the solution wet the back, you're only removing the hair from the surface. If the back becomes wet from rinsing, let it dry completely before repeating.

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@Walter Hinteler,

Might well be it wasn't for hair really, if I remember correctly.

Or not for hair on the back?

Nevertheless, my hair on the head went away by itself - you just have to wait a couple of years.

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@Walter Hinteler,

once more into the bleach?

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@dadpad,

Have a professional to do a waxing. Every time you wax it will weaken the hair follicles and over time fewer hairs will grow back. You might want to get drunk before they rip off the strips - and be grateful you don't feel the need to have your bikini line done.

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@Green Witch,

OH lord...the bikini line. yowza.

I wonder if they could use some kind of numbing liquid before they ripped off the hair? Shocked

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They can.

Or, you can go to the store yourself and get the numbing liquid/gel that people use in childrens teething gums. Im america the brand is numb-zit, or numsit. Not sure exactly how it is spelled.
It will numb he skin pretty well.

man.. if you are gonna do that... we GOTTA have pictures Smile

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@dadpad,

I hope we can make this easier for you, dadpad.

I have the opposite problem. I have always had low self-esteem for not having hair on my chest. I once found a single hair in the middle of my chest. I tried to split the hair into two with a razor, but ended up losing the hair completely. Crying or Very sad

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@wandeljw,

Im sure dadpad will give you his wax strips.
then you can tape them to your chest

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3460/3231845520_4808f54035.jpg

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@shewolfnm,

Thanks, shewolf. A2K is all about us helping each other. Smile

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@shewolfnm,

*needs brain bleach for that image* blech!

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@dadpad,

Unto, not into. The topic is suddenly popular everywhere - must be beach season:

Quote:

.....If the U.S. military wants a truly effective-and perfectly legal-"enhanced interrogation technique," it should consider body waxing sessions for its subjects. I know this because I recently underwent one at Rizzieri Salon & Spa in Marlton. Suffice it to say the (occasional) pain was such that it was mere minutes before I was ready to reveal the location of every Nazi U-boat off the Jersey coast......

(from the Philadelphia Inquirer)

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@wandeljw,

wandeljw wrote:

I hope we can make this easier for you, dadpad.

I have the opposite problem. I have always had low self-esteem for not having hair on my chest. I once found a single hair in the middle of my chest. I tried to split the hair into two with a razor, but ended up losing the hair completely.

have you tried the salt method wandel?

Rub salt into your chest, this will make the hair thirsty. At night when they come out for a drink grab them with tweezers tie a not in em and they cant go back into hiding.

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@shewolfnm,

Numsit.... lol

If I wanted to look like Yule brinner would i need a product
called numb skull?

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@dadpad,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmW0dHUWQwE

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We need more details in order to be of help... how hairy is it, exactly? Are we talking hair or fur? Does it go down your ass and up your neck? Is it long enough to braid? Does your wife like it? Is it hairy in spots or is it basically covering your entire back? How far 'round the sides does it go? And yeah, you could answer all these questions (except the one about your wife) with a PICTURE, so I second that motion.

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@Mame,

OMG -LOL

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@dadpad,

dadpad wrote:

It didnt happen overnight but it did happen.

what can be done for a hairy back?

Waxing.

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@Mame,

Mame wrote:

We need more details in order to be of help... And yeah, you could answer all these questions with a PICTURE, so I second that motion.

Ask and ye shall recieve

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/01_02/025DuBeke1DM0801_468x413.jpg

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