Tue 2 Dec, 2008 09:07 pm - A man and wife go into a resturant, the man sits down and looks at the menu, shocked by the prices he turns to his wife and says,
"So Chubby, what are going to... (view)
Tue 2 Dec, 2008 08:51 pm - A bride and groom are standing before the priest completing the marriage ceremony.
Afterwards, the bride says to the groom "I see 4 beautiful, sweet, children in our future, 4 brown haired... (view)
Sun 12 Oct, 2008 07:04 pm - Hi Social, heres another, thanks for the kind words
A woman went to a store (probably Best Buy or Sears) and after having to wait in line for 10 minutes she told the customer service clerk... (view)
Sun 12 Oct, 2008 03:26 am - 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.&nb sp;
2. Page... (view)
Sun 12 Oct, 2008 03:22 am - MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive , press 1... (view)
Sun 12 Oct, 2008 03:15 am - A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table... (view)
Sun 12 Oct, 2008 03:12 am - Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his... (view)
Fri 29 Aug, 2008 06:38 pm - [QUOTE=Fatal_Freedoms;59018]If it already happened he wouldn't still be alive.
It's safe to say it does happen there will be an outrage felt across the nation![/QUOTE]
Sorry I... (view)
Fri 29 Aug, 2008 06:34 pm - [QUOTE=Fatal_Freedoms;59018]If it already happened he wouldn't still be alive.
It's safe to say it does happen there will be an outrage felt across the nation![/QUOTE]
messed up (view)
Fri 29 Aug, 2008 03:46 am - Was anyone listening to me over 8 mths or more ago? I said "Obamanation" will be assassinated if he becomes pres. He didn't even make it that far yet and it already happened.
There... (view)
