Location: Spending time on both sides of the lake.
Occupation: Jack of all trades/Appliance Installer
I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
I'm a man of the night, a real ladies delight
See my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Heffnor's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game
Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shitting?
I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home
Tue 19 Apr, 2022 07:59 pm - 18 years later and I still see the same names! Thanks to Panzade for the indirect encouragement to stop by and say hi. (view)
Mon 1 Apr, 2013 05:47 pm - Don't stop by too often, but always stop by to check out the April fools day shenanigans. Now if only the page would stop loading... (view)
Sat 29 Oct, 2011 05:26 pm - Mame covered the majority of the etiquette, dressing up for the adults is optional and generally in the minority. Is decorating common by you? (view)
