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Mr PantsFellDown

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Mr PantsFellDown
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Trouser manufacturers make pants to be worn below the butt cheeks, but they won't stay up. Why is that? I mean they've had centuries to figure out how to make pants right. Well I'm tired of cops and old ladies pointing out that my pants are down around my ankles again. I mean, yes, it saves time having them down already, but I'm seriously considering wearing a long rain coat to keep my junk covered now. The only problem I foresee with this plan is the coat will be in the way sometimes, like when I want to get my wallet out to pay the cashier girl. I wouldn't want anyone to become unduly alarmed if they see me fumbling under my coat, so I have come up with a couple possible ways to handle that. One is to first say, "Hold on, while I take it out!" Then I'd pull my coat open quickly, so as not to waste her time making her wait. The other possibility could save even more time because it only takes one word. I say simply: "Huzzah!" when I pull my coat open. Does that seem like it could work? *sigh* details, details... *wanders off mumbling and tripping over his trousers*
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Fri 18 Jun, 2021 08:51 am - Snood, I respect that you like what you like. And whatever music someone likes, when they value it to the point of posting threads because they're all into it, they're doing something I... (view)
Fri 18 Jun, 2021 07:07 am - This post insults people without reason but to be an ignorant trouble-making bigot. REPORT IT. (view)
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Thu 17 Jun, 2021 02:33 pm - I dont mean to insult you, Snood. Blacks created every cool music form we had in the 20th century. Jazz, Blues, Rhythm & Blues, Rock, Funk (I love the falsetto singing in 70's funk, my god... (view)
Thu 17 Jun, 2021 02:01 pm - I'm in Massachusetts. Two weeks ago the local grocery store announced "NO MASKS REQUIRED, NO SOCIAL DISTANCING NEEDED". The reason this state got to there already is we're not... (view)
Sun 13 Jun, 2021 08:58 am - Why would anyone want to "pay tribute" to the racist mysoginist hoodlums who ended music? "Rap is for tone deaf people" - Keith Richards And before anyone gets pissy about... (view)
Sun 13 Jun, 2021 08:27 am - [b]The Grass Roots 1969...[/b] [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kAgK6PokZY[/youtube] (view)
Sat 31 Dec, 2016 09:04 pm - Oh I can't get enough of it! It's got so much soul in it. Been listenin' to REALLY old stuff lately. Arthur Big Boy Crudup ( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAfglatW0Aw] You... (view)
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