Have you tried to buy an ice pick lately?

gustavratzenhofer wrote:

Last night I was driving down the road and happened to see a rabbit attacked and subsequently eaten by an awl.

I didn't know those damned things could fly.

You didn't know rabbits could fly? Did you know they lay eggs too

I bought a pitchfork today.

Actually they called it a "tiller" but I know a pitchfork when I see one...even though I am going to use it to till.

It would break up ice pretty good too.

Chai wrote:

I bought a pitchfork today.

Actually they called it a "tiller" but I know a pitchfork when I see one...even though I am going to use it to till.

It would break up ice pretty good too.

For your information a tiller goes on the back end of a boat not in the garden. what you garden needs is a really good forking. A fork in the garden is worth two in your bush.

dadpad wrote:

Chai wrote:

I bought a pitchfork today.

Actually they called it a "tiller" but I know a pitchfork when I see one...even though I am going to use it to till.

It would break up ice pretty good too.

For your information a tiller goes on the back end of a boat not in the garden. what you garden needs is a really good forking. A fork in the garden is worth two in your bush.

S-o-o-o right!!

When I was just a lad of thirteen I was hired out to help Ms. D., a local divorcee, till her garden. Hers was a huge place behind a tall board fence and she told me the very first day that we had to bring down blessings upon the land.

She was very kind to me. Helping me remove any of my clothing that might get garden soil on them and showing me the very special way of bringing down blessings.

We blessed each corner of the garden and the large tree.
We blessed the little gazebo.
We blessed the new park bench at least twice, perhaps more.
We blessed the little altar she made to celebrate the root of the earth.

They were long days.

Joe(Sometimes I was so tired I had to walk my bicycle home.)Nation

When I was just a lad of thirteen I was hired out to help Ms. D., a local divorcee, till her garden. Hers was a huge place behind a tall board fence and she told me the very first day that we had to bring down blessings upon the land.

She was very kind to me. Helping me remove any of my clothing that might get garden soil on them and showing me the very special way of bringing down blessings.

We blessed each corner of the garden and the large tree.
We blessed the little gazebo.
We blessed the new park bench at least twice, perhaps more.
We blessed the little altar she made to celebrate the root of the earth.

They were long days.

Joe(Sometimes I was so tired I had to walk my bicycle home.)Nation

Chai wrote:

I bought a pitchfork today.

Actually they called it a "tiller" but I know a pitchfork when I see one...even though I am going to use it to till.

It would break up ice pretty good too.

For your information a tiller goes on the back end of a boat not in the garden. what you garden needs is a really good forking. A fork in the garden is worth two in your bush.

Try to find a bee skep, or a spokeshave,, or even a schnitzelbank, Im tellin you theres a conspiracy to keep these things off the market..

Now.... where is Calamity Jane?

I am so horny right now.