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Have you tried to buy an ice pick lately?

 
 
Montana
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 09:52 am
Yeah, yeah, that's the great thing about ice picks, which reminds me that I need to get one as well Cool
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 09:55 am
Oh, and they are great for punching extra holes in belts, in case you've lost a few of those extra pounds.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 10:57 am
edgarblythe wrote:
Oh, and they are great for punching extra holes in belts, in case you've lost a few of those extra pounds.


edgar- Do you think that if I buy myself a fancy new icepick, it will give me the impetus to lose some weight???? :wink:
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 11:05 am
We can't be sure. But, even if it doesn't, you won't be any worse off than you already are. I can't see a reason not to try.
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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 11:19 am
I have an antique awl, edgar, honestly. I always remember how to pronounce it, 'cause it rhymes with y'all.

Here's an ice pick awl.

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/397201/2/istockphoto_397201_ice_pick_awl.jpg
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 11:25 am
Letty- I remember an old song about that implement:

"Awl, or Nothing at Awl"! Laughing
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 11:27 am
Awl of me
Why not take awl of me
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 11:28 am
I was going to add something to this thread but the puns have become too awlful.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 11:41 am
The pick pictured above is on the shelf @ the store. How manys chew vant?

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Remember the old metal ice trays? They came in 2 pieces with a handle you pulled back to get the ice out. Those were the days


I can get those too, but we are out of them at this time.

Joe(This is New York signing off)Nation
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Letty
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 11:48 am
Joe, you should have said, "We are awl out of them."

Hey, Gus darlin', have you changed the awl in your car recently?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 11:51 am
Last night I was driving down the road and happened to see a rabbit attacked and subsequently eaten by an awl.

I didn't know those damned things could fly.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 11:56 am
And what about the poem.....................the awl and the pussycat!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 12:01 pm
What about it?
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 01:03 pm
Isolationists!

This thread has become awl or nothing.
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TTH
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 01:05 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Last night I was driving down the road and happened to see a rabbit attacked and subsequently eaten by an awl.

I didn't know those damned things could fly.
You didn't know rabbits could fly? Did you know they lay eggs too Laughing
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Victor Murphy
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 01:10 pm
Ice Picks
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 01:42 pm
Thanks, victor. I hadn't known you could pick a guitar with one.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 01:42 pm
Roger offered to send me one. Thanks, Roger, but I think there are simpler ways to get one.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 04:24 pm
Let's raise the tone of this thread a bit, shall we?

Shakespeare. Yes, William Shakespeare was who punned on 'awl' quite a bit in the opening scene of "Julius Caesar." Anyone remember that bit? "I am a cobbler, sir. I meddle not with tradesmen's matters but with awl." (Quoted from memory; I'm sure someone will correct me presently.)
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 4 Jul, 2007 04:46 pm
Consider yourself corrected.
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