There's no such thing as a person being a psychic or prophet

You ain't telling the truth.

That was easy.

There are numerous recorded accounts of people revealing information they shouldn't have been able to know. I recently watched a reality TV show called "psychic detective" in which police hired a psychic for a cold murder case who told them exactly where the body was buried, who did it, and how they killed the victim. The body was found exactly at the predicted location, the person was arrested and confessed, etc. It seems remarkable. I don't know, perhaps its all bullshit, but police are not generally known to be highly gullible people. Its always possible to be skeptical and look for an alternative explanation based on others lying, or pulling a hoax, or whatever. The mountain of evidence it is pretty impressive though. I have to believe that there may be something to it. I've seen some pretty bizarre "coincidences" in my own life as well. Suddenly, for no reason thinking about someone I haven't seen in years, and they soon show up or call. That type of thing.

When I was about 10 a kid went hunting with his father a few miles south of my cabin. They were hunting separately and the kid got lost. Weeks went by and the police, on a lark, had a psychic draw a picture of a vision he/she had of where they'd find the body. They showed the picture to the old, local hunter (who coincidentally helped build the cabin I still own). He led them to the spot and sure enough, they found the kid, frozen stiff, rolled over by a bear, with a working lighter in his pocket.

I'll never know if that psychic found the kid while hunting or if he or she really had a vision. But this is the true story.

You don't believe in psychics but you believe in astral projection?

yeah....

Just what I was thinking. Did you read my mind? (Or did I read yours?)

Sounds like Eckankar to me. You been to Venus lately, Bus?

How's the weather there?

Hey neo... Can you astral project me some coffee?

Im gonna tell you that you sound paranoid.


Are they reading your mind too?

All I have is the Venutian blend - dark roast. 'Sthat OK?

Aw, man, is that all you've got? The Mercurian dark roast is much better.

I've found that dark roasts are best suited for astral projection as the astral plane tends to weaken the flavor ever so slightly.

HMM! Mercury would produce a darker roast. . .

But Eckankarians originated on Venus, or so I thought.

True enough, but see, I knew beforehand echi was going to provide the perfect explanation for my statement.

Prophet
Most folks wouldn't recognize a prophet if they met one!

Ezekiel 2:3-5

HMM! Mercury would produce a darker roast. . .
But Eckankarians originated on Venus, or so I thought.



Can I get some at "Star"bucks or do I have to send to the planets to get these blends?

There's a Starbucks up the street on the corner of 220th and Hwy 99. I'll check.

I have a macciato made with Peet's Panama Esmeralda Geisha, per favore, while I scootch into this chair and watch the show...

uncanny how close it is to fireworks time in the US, isn't it!

I'm sure glad Bus borught this up. Coffee is a favorite subject of mine.

Oops, that's macchiato, beg pardon.