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HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE

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Smileyrius
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2014 05:24 pm
@edgarblythe,
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Hell,+Norway/@63.3924654,10.969039,13z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x466d16fb3ae6fd6d:0x1596b57897c52a6b Turns out hell is in Norway

Who knew!
farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2014 05:33 pm
@Smileyrius,
There are several HELL''s in the US, also a PURGATORY or two, but I could not find a HEAVEN.

Florida seems to have gloomed most cities named after Saints.

I recall a "Heavens Stairway" and I don't recall if it was in Hawaii or Ne Jersey.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2014 07:43 pm
@farmerman,
"I recall a "Heavens Stairway" and I don't recall if it was in Hawaii or Ne Jersey...."

'Twas on Mavis Johnson's stocking, if I remember.



Or was that a ladder?
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Krumple
 
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Reply Tue 14 Oct, 2014 09:29 pm
@XFRODOBAGGINSX,
HOW TO GET TO HEAVEN WHEN YOU DIE

take the number 1 train to Bullshitville then hop a bus to Nonsense and walk three blocks to Gullible Avenue and it will be the empty lot on your left.
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izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2014 01:43 am
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

Turn left at albuquerque.


No, that's something you should never do.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2014 02:51 am
I agree with Edgar . . .

izzythepush
 
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Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2014 02:57 am
@Setanta,
I stand corrected. I thought he said he should never have taken the left turn at Albuquerque. That's memory for you.
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timur
 
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Reply Wed 15 Oct, 2014 05:19 am
@farmerman,
Just check on this map:

http://i57.tinypic.com/72gcnp.jpg



Other than that, check out the US religion connoted map
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2014 05:17 pm
@Smileyrius,
I always thought it was in Georgetown, Grand Cayman.
http://travel.usnews.com/Cayman_Islands/Pictures/Welcome_to_Hell_698/
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neologist
 
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Reply Thu 16 Oct, 2014 05:29 pm
@farmerman,
farmerman wrote:
I recall a "Heavens Stairway" and I don't recall if it was in Hawaii or Ne Jersey.
In Jersey, you can get only as far as the River Styx.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2014 03:14 am
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Woman4Christ
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2014 04:25 am
@XFRODOBAGGINSX,
I'm 100% sure I'll go to Heaven, I am saved blood bought and redeemed. Hallelujah!
Krumple
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2014 04:27 am
@Woman4Christ,
Woman4Christ wrote:

I'm 100% sure I'll go to Heaven, I am saved blood bought and redeemed. Hallelujah!


oh look another sock account..
Woman4Christ
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2014 04:36 am
@Krumple,
Nope, I just love the Lord and I know I am saved. You can post, well so can I.
Krumple
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2014 04:37 am
@Woman4Christ,
Woman4Christ wrote:

Nope, I just love the Lord and I know I am saved. You can post, well so can I.


Yep you are the same nutcase just under a new name that you just created today.
Woman4Christ
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2014 04:45 am
@Krumple,
I don't know what or who you are talking about. Have a blessed day.
Krumple
 
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Reply Fri 17 Oct, 2014 04:47 am
@Woman4Christ,
Woman4Christ wrote:

I don't know what or who you are talking about. Have a blessed day.


Yeah of course you don't..
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neologist
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2014 06:49 pm
@Woman4Christ,
Woman4Christ wrote:
I'm 100% sure I'll go to Heaven, I am saved blood bought and redeemed. Hallelujah!
What will you do there?
Your answer may prove whether you are, in fact, going.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Sat 18 Oct, 2014 11:19 pm
@neologist,
What they would do in heaven is a very good question. Do they arrive at the age of death, and do they age in heaven? If they age, when do they die? Do they still have sex in heaven, and have children?

Would walking on gold sidewalks make one happy? Why?

What's the attraction of heaven?
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hanumanchalisayantra
 
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Reply Sun 15 Mar, 2015 10:39 pm
Ask God. Smile he can tell better. Because everyone thinks that he lives in heaven..
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