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What Do Christians Really Want From Atheists?

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Chumly
 
Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 01:51 pm
You guys wanna fight, or just trying to convert the great unwashed?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 02:00 pm
edgarblythe walks in, carrying a magifying glass, pulls up a chair, sits down. Waits quietly.
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George
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 02:12 pm
George walks in, carrying a beer mug, pulls up a chair, sits down.
Drinks more or less quietly.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 02:15 pm
I can hear your slurping.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 02:16 pm
Money.

We want money.
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George
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 02:16 pm
Urp!
Scoos me.
I can hear your humming.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 02:51 pm
So it's come down to blood or money and the battle lines are being drawn



rather unceremoniously.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 02:54 pm
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/Assets/atheist.jpg
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neologist
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 03:05 pm
I don't really want anything.

But God might.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 03:08 pm
What's God might? Perhaps we could look for some for you.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 03:10 pm
I can tell you what they don't want..... they don't want us to dance....
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 03:13 pm
No, they don't want you to have sex, for fear that it will lead to dancing.

This is a goofy thread. So far, a single theist has answered, and has not taken a definite position. This is a bait thread, and not a very good one.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 03:15 pm
George wrote:
George walks in, carrying a beer mug, pulls up a chair, sits down.
Drinks more or less quietly.
Christian perchance?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 03:16 pm
Oh yeah, no doubt about it.

And he didn't answer the stupid titular question.
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Chumly
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 03:19 pm
neologist wrote:
I don't really want anything.

But God might.
Two questions come to mind:

1) Why dialogue with the disbelievers then, if I might be so bold as to ask?
2) What might god have in mind for atheists?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 03:23 pm
Setanta wrote:
No, they don't want you to have sex, for fear that it will lead to dancing.

This is a goofy thread. So far, a single theist has answered, and has not taken a definite position. This is a bait thread, and not a very good one.


actually they don't want us to have sex standing up for fear Jesus will THINK we're dancing...
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neologist
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 03:33 pm
Chumly wrote:
neologist wrote:
I don't really want anything.

But God might.
Two questions come to mind:

1) Why dialogue with the disbelievers then, if I might be so bold as to ask?
2) What might god have in mind for atheists?


Answer to #1: Most of you (I say MOST) are mentally better connected than most (I say MOST) believers. Better sense of humor, too, I think.

Answer to #2: Why, God has the same in mind for you as he has for any other bozo. It's in Genesis 1:28.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 03:40 pm
edgarblythe's eyes start to droop. He goes to the fridge to scout up a Lone Star beer. "Need some peanuts."
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Cyracuz
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 03:42 pm
God doesn't have the same in mind for me. I'm special.
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neologist
 
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Reply Wed 6 Jun, 2007 03:48 pm
edgarblythe wrote:
edgarblythe's eyes start to droop. He goes to the fridge to scout up a Lone Star beer. "Need some peanuts."
That's yer problem, edgar. Whats you really needs is a real brew:
http://www.beercollections.com/Breweries/Washington/Images/IM475112.gif
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