I Can't Get Any Damn Sleep

Don't get a beagle.





Sorry, that's all I've got.

Hang the dog by the collar in the back closet, until morning.

I begged them not to....

Duct tape ring a bell? Not for the dog for your ears.

How in the hell
is ringin a bell
supposed to help?

Beagles absolutely hate me.

I was ruined by the first beagle I ever met, and I'm sure my fear vibes are transmitted to them, and they take advantage of it.

When I was 7 or 8 Mary Ellen Kazinski's beagle had puppies. The beagle let all the other kids look and touch them, but when I came up she snarled and lunged at me, like I was Damien from the Omen.


She chased me around the yard while all the other children laughed. Especially this one little boy named Billy.

I remember every single one of them.

one day....one day they'll get theirs. oh yeah.


Ever since then, beagles always growl at me, and are generally mean.

I find that funny. I am still laughing.
The duct tape has to do with this post which also cracked me up.
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2697165#2697165

Bi-I thought that you had been a bit testy as of late. Now I know why! :wink:

Listen...stuff a watermelon under your shirt and try to sleep.

Then we'll talk.

There is a beagle immediately next door to me. He and Pacco have routine barkathons, joined in by the german shepherd down the line on the beagle's side, the poodle-whatever mix next door on the other side of my house, and a pit mix and poodle-whatever next to them. Altogether, now, choir, sing, sing, sing. At this stage of Pacco's life, I'm glad to hear him bark, but I short circuit the situation by getting Pacco back in the house. He'll still woof a bit, but subsides.

Hmmm, white noise machine? ear plugs?
What worked before when you got the dog to stop with the barking?
(I don't know anything about the shock collars..)

yeah but I didn't want the dog or do anything to get it....

That is what is known as a Rovalert osso.

It's like listening to rolling thunder approach then continue down the block.

Rovalert.. great term.

Shove an ambien up yer dogs rear end

have him sleep allllllll night long

wake up refreshed.

Now...the question must be posed...why the rear? Why not feed him the pill like normal?

Leave it to shewolf to focus in on the ass.

I'm not goin to waste a perfectly good ambien on the DOG

I think it's strange that you broke him from barking and now he's back at it again.

How did you guys break him the first time?

beatings.... savage beatings....

Oh, and sorry to hear about the lack of sleep. I've had insomnia on and off pretty much my whole life, so I feel for ya.

We had a dog once.