okay...
I do note you say "yard pool" so I can see that working...
what I guess I meant was, it would be rather hard to do the act in the deep end of an Olympic pool, for example. Especially is said pool was like 60 degrees...
On a related note, "my friend" warned me not to get a waterbed. He said for all their reputation as being a preferred bachelor's bed, in reality they are very difficult to actually "work" with in time of action. No leverage is how he put it. Sure enough, I've only been on a waterbed 3 times or so in such situation, and it wasn't that great. Maybe its something you learn to work with, like learning to swim or something?
In any event, thats a digression. Will enjoy your story, at your convenience of course...
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That would be funny if kids start to get on A2K after you put them to bed later on in years...and see dad's postings....