Accusing people of things that are untrue

So now you want to spruce up your life.....tstststs

ok

for some fluckin reason, I cant get this sammich to fit into my cup holder...

ya know.. the one that lets you upload things?
Or I would SOOOO send you a sammich Craven..


and anyone else for that matter





maybe some tofu with velveeta might work better..

Ok, this proves my point. I leave for most of the day and return to find shewolf posting in front of me again.

Screw this. I'm a little pissed off right now.

I'll get on it as soon as I get my left nipple unstuck from the scanner door crack

I don't blame you one bit, Gus. You might need to call the cops on that psycho!

She frightens me.

give her a few jabs with the pitchfork.
she'll get the message...

Seriously though, can I pursue legal action? And why is she always naked when she talks to me? Everytime!

She wears her clothes for the rest of you guys. I don't know... this whole thing is starting to wear me down.

I'm sorry shewolf did that. She did a bad thing.

Nice observation, Stray Cat. I was hoping people hadn't noticed. Before shewolf began stalking me I was the picture of health. I lifted giant concrete balls on a regular basis...



But now, as you say, I have been reduced to Don Imus, incapable of lifing a concrete ball the size of a grape.

It's over.

I am a broken man.

And I blame that shewolf bitch.

I WILL FOLLOW HIM (Little Peggy March)

I will follow Him, follow Him wherever He may go,
And near Him, I always will be,
For nothing can keep me away, He is my destiny.

I will follow Him, ever since He touched my heart I knew,
There isn't an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high, it can keep,
Keep me away, away from His love.

I love Him, I love Him, I love Him,
And where He goes, I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow.

I will follow Him, follow Him wherever He may go,
There isn't an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high, it can keep,
Keep me away...

I will follow Him (follow Him),
Follow Him wherever He may go,
There isn't an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high, it can keep,
Keep me away, away from His love...

I love Him (Oh yes, I love Him)
I'll follow (I'm gonna follow)
True love (He'll always be my true, true love)
Forever (Now until forever)
I love Him, I love Him, I love Him,
And where He goes, I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow,
He'll always be my true love, my true love, my true love,
From now until forever, forever, forever...

There isn't an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high, it can keep,
Keep me away, away from His love.




<Compliments of Butrflynet on another thread>

Did you write that song about me, Montana?

Gus, I feel your pain. I sent pm after pm to Craven, with images of my boobs -- only to get a curt note back from him that said,

"Thanks, but no thanks, Stray Cat!! I am an ass man!"

Wait! .....maybe that was Bear.....anyway, that hurt!

Sure, I have nine lives. But how much rejection am I supposed to take in each one of them?

I had you, Craven and TTH in mind when I wrote it, actually.

And of course, Shewolf ;-)

Yeah, I know what you mean about all the rejection, Straycat. Craven and I have known eachother for freakin years and he can't even say hi

What the hell is up with these rejecters, or is that rejectors? Oh whatever! I'm so mad I can't even write.

Now I am thinking about Stray Cat's ass and wondering what happened to me that a feline derriere would stimulate curiosity.

I think BPB is the ass man and I don't think he'd appreciate you moving in on his turf, Gus! Just a friend warning a friend, is all ;-)

I'm willing to take that chance.

Walk softly, Gus!