Linkat wrote:Bella Dea wrote:But fresh poo doesn't sting. 
I am feeling vicious today.
 
That's true, but I was thinking the gross out factor - fresh poo is much more nasty.
 
Well, if we are going to do that....
First we must feed a dog a LOT of greasy, people food.  Then we wait.  
Once the dog has defecated all over, we scoop up the runny mess and load into a water pistol.
We then proceed to hide around corners and squirt anyone who doesn't pick up their ****.