My mandarine tree ... some advice, please?

"Almost the right colour" probably means they are not a commercial variety. but should be just as sweet and delish.

Wet branches are twice as heavy.

I thought you had to pee on citrus plants to make the fruit sweet?

Front yard or back yard, Olga?

margo wrote:

I thought you had to pee on citrus plants to make the fruit sweet?

Front yard or back yard, Olga?

Too late for the pee-thing, margo! Sweet or sour, I'm now stuck with them the way they are.

Back yard. Just near the potted triffid tomato plant, if you can remember where that was.

msolga wrote:

margo wrote:

I thought you had to pee on citrus plants to make the fruit sweet?

Front yard or back yard, Olga?

Too late for the pee-thing, margo! Sweet or sour, I'm now stuck with them the way they are.

Back yard. Just near the potted triffid tomato plant, if you can remember where that was.

Certainly remember the tomato plant - never seen anything like it!
So - you could pee in peace there!

Hahaha! You sound surprised!

It's a bird, it's a plane...
It's a boy, it's a girl...

It's a real tree with real fruit
and it is growing for msolga.

Msolga--

Don't be so modest. All fertility goddesses work through intermediate agencies.