Toilet Paper and Men

You just have to keep rubbing it in, don't you Walter?

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Oops - I just read the full test: it only was the best paper among eight tested 5-ply papers.

Overall best paper was a "no-name" 4-ply paper.

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Chai wrote:

You just have to keep rubbing it in, don't you Walter?

I never would. :wink:

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walter wrote :

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Overall best paper was a "no-name" 4-ply paper.

verified by an "independent" testing laboratory , no doubt ?
hbg

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Well, 'Stiftung Warentest' is indeed independent, since founded 1964.

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that , indeed , is a great "relief" Laughing

hbg

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hamburger wrote:

walter wrote :

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However, since they are rather big(= bigger than the normal ones), they can't be used in all toiliet systems .... and with smallish sewerage pipes.

on our south-america cruise we found out that in some countries the toilet-paper is not to be flushed down the toilet !
there is a "discrete" ( ) pail next to the toilet into which the paper is to be deposited !
the sewerpipes are simply too small to carry the paper away - so unless you want to plug up the system , better follow that rule .
hbg

I remember when I went to Cabo - you learned quick that the toilets in the bars and clubs couldn't handle use for the party crowd. By the end of the night all toilets were overflowing. Fortunately by that time you had enough shots and beers that you didn't care - unfortunately you did care the next morning.

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Walter Hinteler wrote:

Chai wrote:

I'm still reeling over the 5 ply TP.

Charmin 5-ply was tested best toilet paper* last year by the leading (public founded) consumer safety group in Germany "Stiftung Warentest" :wink:

* they advertise now of course with that: you see the yellow label on the packages.

Wonder if I could buy it over the internet?

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As far as I found out, several online shops offer it. In German.

And post it.
In Germany.
(I suppose taxes/postages for a $5 product would be higher than glueing two 2-ply and one 1-ply together :wink: )

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offer over the internet :

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Tissue 4-lagig hochweiß 60 150 21 502 589 39.65

150 rolls for EURO 39.65 !
i'm sure that's an offer linkat cannot resist .
offered by a company called "kaiser kraft" = "emporer strength" ,
if it's good enough for an emporer it ought to be good enough for linkat ,
i trust .
hbg

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On the hole, what does it matter?

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http://www.shitbegone.com/catalog/images/1roll-recy-front.jpg

...PLACE YOUR ORDER HERE !...

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6 rolls 5-ply cost about 3 Euro = $3.70 in the shops.

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hamburger wrote:

offer over the internet :

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Tissue 4-lagig hochweiß 60 150 21 502 589 39.65

150 rolls for EURO 39.65 !
i'm sure that's an offer linkat cannot resist .
offered by a company called "kaiser kraft" = "emporer strength" ,
if it's good enough for an emporer it ought to be good enough for linkat ,
i trust .
hbg

That would be about $55 with shipping and so forth - what do you think maybe $100. That is less than $1 a roll! I'm sold - It does need to be fit for queen of course!

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Why is the Starship Enterprise like a roll of TP?

It keeps the Klingons off Uranus.

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Chai wrote:

wow, I'm getting such an education here...landing pads huh? Where did you learn this stuff?

I wish more people would learn about the courtesy flush, especially in public rest rooms.

And if I ever catch that bitch that keeps leaving piss all over the toilet seat, it's gonna get ugly.

I'm still reeling over the 5 ply TP.

I assume you know already know how to make yourself a seat cushion, right?

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This world is fraught with germs.the possibility of contracting some disease from most any innocuous source is huge.

Therefore if I have to **** , unless I have some open wound on my ass cheek or the back of my leg, or unless there is actually piss or **** on the seat, I sit down, do my business, wash my hands and move on with my life.

I lived through 25 years on the road with a band and my immune system is intact. I don't fear sitting on a toilet seat.

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George wrote:

Why is the Starship Enterprise like a roll of TP?

I heard it as "it circles Uranus in search of klingons.

It keeps the Klingons off Uranus.

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Chai wrote:

George wrote:
Why is the Starship Enterprise like a roll of TP?

I heard it as "it circles Uranus in search of klingons.

It keeps the Klingons off Uranus.

Either way, it's still a good crack.

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stuh505 wrote:

Chai wrote:
wow, I'm getting such an education here...landing pads huh? Where did you learn this stuff?

I wish more people would learn about the courtesy flush, especially in public rest rooms.

And if I ever catch that bitch that keeps leaving piss all over the toilet seat, it's gonna get ugly.

I'm still reeling over the 5 ply TP.

I assume you know already know how to make yourself a seat cushion, right?

That's not the point stuh...if you're going to be a enough of a hypochondriac pig woman to piss all over the toilet seat, clean it up yourself. Don't leave it for someone else to do your dirty work.

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