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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 03:28 pm
Wait until you travel in parts of the world where they have parchment
paper as regular TP. Cool

I need to have a very soft TP as well, it's quilted on top of it - forgot the
brand, but I also buy the double rolls, as I don't want to change all the
time the roll, and I always seem to get the empty roll in our house.


Do men ever learn to change the roll? Evil or Very Mad
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 03:29 pm
Chai wrote:
Scotts, oh no!!! That's too rough!


SCOTT Toilettenpapier Toilet Tissue: a special offer at an online stationery wholesale Laughing

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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 03:32 pm
RP prefers his TP 2B Charmin Ultra...
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 03:33 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Wait until you travel in parts of the world where they have parchment
paper as regular TP. Cool


or no paper at all.

after india, i stopped caring at all. before then i cared mildly. i'm just appreciative if there is any toilet paper. i learned to do without, but will not elaborate. it's better that way for us all. Laughing
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 03:36 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
RP prefers his TP 2B Charmin Ultra...


That's what amuses me: Charmin Ultra is four-ply here. (You rarely get two-ply Charmin in normal shops.)

Charmin De Luxe five-ply, others add "lady" for their 5-ply paper.
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hamburger
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 03:42 pm
world war II in germany
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shortage of toilet paper ,
mother sends daughter to store to buy toilet paper ,
storekeeper : "sorry , we ran out of toilet paper , but we just got some waxpaper in , better buy some while it's available " ,
so daughter buys the waxpaper ,
a few days later the daughter is back in the store to purchase something ,
storekeeper : "was your mother satisfied that i sold you some waxpaper ? " ,
daughter : " yes , she was , but my dad said he prefers the regular toiletpaper " .
hbg

there is another version of this story where the daughter buys a toilet brush instead ... use your imigination Laughing Laughing Laughing
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 03:50 pm
dagmaraka wrote:
CalamityJane wrote:
Wait until you travel in parts of the world where they have parchment
paper as regular TP. Cool


or no paper at all.

after india, i stopped caring at all. before then i cared mildly. i'm just appreciative if there is any toilet paper. i learned to do without, but will not elaborate. it's better that way for us all. Laughing


Haha, I once had in Singapore a surprise in a public restroom. Singapore
is very clean, but instead of paper I found a rubber hose - the precursor
to a bidet - not bad, but nothing to dry off Laughing
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 03:50 pm
I am just appalled to think that our brave young men fought an died so the
Germans could have 4-ply TP . . . there's no justice in the world.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 03:59 pm
Chai wrote:
witch hazel is very soothing and cleansing slappy, I advise using that on soft TP as a final step.

Your anus will thank you.


And..uh...

how often does your anus talk to you?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 04:14 pm
Who would take advice from some talkin' @sshole anyway?
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hamburger
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 04:18 pm
set wrote :

Quote:
Who would take advice from some talkin' **** anyway?


you would just love for someone to answer that question , wouldn't you ?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 04:19 pm
Talk about bad breath
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 04:19 pm
I bet, he is so full of ****, his eye is brown
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Miller
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 06:51 pm
Bella Dea wrote:
Chai said anus....


That's the rectum.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 06:57 pm
I use newspaper. I figure if I'm going to buy the daily newspaper I might as well kill two birds with one stone. I sit on the toilet, read an article, tear the article out, wipe, move on to the next article, etc.

I like to call it my quiet time.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 07:03 pm
Oh man..... I started buying those Kandoo things for Mo.... the flushable wet wipes..... wow. God's truth: you'll never go back to toilet paper.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 07:06 pm
I wonder if Mo really appreciates the quality of the mother he has.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 07:32 pm
boomerang wrote:
Oh man..... I started buying those Kandoo things for Mo.... the flushable wet wipes..... wow. God's truth: you'll never go back to toilet paper.



I am sooooo glad to know I am not the only one

I almost look forward to going number 2 Embarrassed
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 07:34 pm
It appears that Chai quotes are popular as sig lines.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Mon 23 Apr, 2007 07:34 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
I almost look forward to going number 2 Embarrassed

Will you be posting photos? Laughing

I'd love to see your eager face. Laughing
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