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dadpad
 
Reply Thu 29 Mar, 2007 01:32 am
The following were results for an Ozwords Competition where Entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.? You clearly need to be an Aussie to understand. I've inserted the original word to assist.

Billabong
Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.

Budgie
Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.

Digeridoo
Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.

Fair dinkum
Fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
platypus
Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle.

Mateship
Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.

Swagman
Shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity.

yabbie
Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.

Bushwalker
Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.

Trackie daks:
Crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.

Hornbag
Shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Mar, 2007 01:59 am
Re: Ozwords
dadpad wrote:
The following were results for an Ozwords Competition where Entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.? You clearly need to be an Aussie to understand. I've inserted the original word to assist.

Billabong
Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.

Budgie
Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.

Digeridoo
Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.

Fair dinkum
Fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
platypus
Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle.

Mateship
Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.

Swagman
Shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity.

yabbie
Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.

Bushwalker
Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.

Trackie daks:
Crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.

Hornbag
Shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.




Laughing


Drongo
Shlongo: Man who brags about his big willy.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 29 Mar, 2007 03:50 am
Re: Ozwords
dlowan wrote:
Laughing
Drongo
Shlongo: Man who brags about his big willy.


Dongo fits the rules better.

Shornbag: A sheila with a brazillian wax.

bunnyip: Mythical Australian internet creature.
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Thu 29 Mar, 2007 12:24 pm
Bit o' all right...

Bit o'all Night - say no more!
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Fri 30 Mar, 2007 08:46 am
Bunny rug = Baby's blanket.

Sunny rug = picnic blanket
Runny rug = wet blanket
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Tryagain
 
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Reply Wed 4 Apr, 2007 11:46 am
Billabong = waterhole


Fillabong = time for a bath
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marksab
 
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Reply Wed 11 Apr, 2007 01:49 am
more ozwords
How about....

Koala Beer - that beer you drink when you want to pick up a Japanese tourist

Klangaroo - the sound a roo makes when it hits your bull bar

Victoria Batter - true aussie beer batter/fish and chips downunder style?

Carlton Drift - the wayward walk home from the pub

Sheilda - protecting your missus from drunken yobs
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malek
 
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Reply Wed 11 Apr, 2007 02:51 am
Bondai beach

Bonsai beach - Where very short people go to surf.


Melbourne - The place where the guy from Braveheart was delivered.


Camberra - A holiday vid of the capital city.


Perth - how someone with a lisp would describe a money holder.


Alice springs - Shock absorbers that can cope with women drivers.
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