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Thu 29 Mar, 2007 01:32 am
The following were results for an Ozwords Competition where Entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.? You clearly need to be an Aussie to understand. I've inserted the original word to assist.
Billabong
Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
Budgie
Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
Digeridoo
Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
Fair dinkum
Fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
platypus
Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle.
Mateship
Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
Swagman
Shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity.
yabbie
Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
Bushwalker
Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
Trackie daks:
Crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
Hornbag
Shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.
Re: Ozwords
dadpad wrote:The following were results for an Ozwords Competition where Entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition.? You clearly need to be an Aussie to understand. I've inserted the original word to assist.
Billabong
Billabonk: to make passionate love beside a waterhole.
Budgie
Bludgie: a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet.
Digeridoo
Dodgeridoo: a fake indigenous artefact.
Fair dinkum
Fair drinkum: good quality Aussie wine.
platypus
Flatypus: a cat that has been run over by a vehicle.
Mateship
Mateshit: all your flat mate's belongings lying strewn around the floor.
Swagman
Shagman: an unemployed male roaming the Australian bush in search of sexual activity.
yabbie
Yabble: the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans.
Bushwalker
Bushwanker: a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub.
Trackie daks:
Crackie daks: 'hipster' tracksuit pants.
Hornbag
Shornbag: a particularly attractive naked sheep.
Drongo
Shlongo: Man who brags about his big willy.
Re: Ozwords
dlowan wrote:
Drongo
Shlongo: Man who brags about his big willy.
Dongo fits the rules better.
Shornbag: A sheila with a brazillian wax.
bunnyip: Mythical Australian internet creature.
Bit o' all right...
Bit o'all Night - say no more!
Bunny rug = Baby's blanket.
Sunny rug = picnic blanket
Runny rug = wet blanket
Billabong = waterhole
Fillabong = time for a bath
more ozwords
How about....
Koala Beer - that beer you drink when you want to pick up a Japanese tourist
Klangaroo - the sound a roo makes when it hits your bull bar
Victoria Batter - true aussie beer batter/fish and chips downunder style?
Carlton Drift - the wayward walk home from the pub
Sheilda - protecting your missus from drunken yobs
Bondai beach
Bonsai beach - Where very short people go to surf.
Melbourne - The place where the guy from Braveheart was delivered.
Camberra - A holiday vid of the capital city.
Perth - how someone with a lisp would describe a money holder.
Alice springs - Shock absorbers that can cope with women drivers.
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