something hard

Green eggs and ham.

wow, what are they teaching kids nowadays soz?

Green eggs and ham indeed!

THANKS A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, that's the least of it.

Later on:

Could you, would you, with a goat? I would not, could not, with a goat! Would you, could you, on a boat? I could not, would not on a boat.

In terms of "kids today," tho, it was published in 1960. (And is great fun to read...)

Oh, I meant, how could someone NOT know green eggs and ham?

Chai (SamIam) Tea

It is hard though!!!!!!

If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.



I am boggled that someone would not know green eggs and ham

What do you mean it's hard?

It's a tremendously popular book.
Have you never heard of Dr. Seusses "Green Eggs and Ham"?

Where are you from purpleaqua? Below are some pictures from the book, as well as the text.






GREEN EGGS AND HAM
By Dr. Seuss

I am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am

That Sam-I-am!
Than Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!

Do you like
green eggs and ham?

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.

Would you like them
here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
green eggs and ham.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you eat them
in a box?
Would you eat them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not,
could not,
in a car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you,
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat green eggs and ham.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,
in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not,
in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like
green eggs and ham?

I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.

Could you, would you,
with a goat?

I would not,
could not,
with a goat!

Would you, could you,
on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like
green eggs
and ham!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like green eggs and ham!
I do! I like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat.
And I would eat them with a goat...

And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like
green eggs and ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am!

Though a rough cough and hiccouphs ploughed through him, he houghed the horse with thorough thoughtfulness.

You know, when I first heard green eggs and ham, I was probably about 5.

I remember thinking.."Would somebody shut this f*cking lady up. I'm goin' NUTS with this repetition"!

To think that I saw it on Mulberry Street...that one always gave me the creeps. It was evil or something.

There was some animated version of it, and even though I'd be getting clammy hands while watching it, I sat through it a least a couple dozen times.

Wow, you knew the f-word when you were five? You must have been the coolest kid in Kindergarten. Or is that 1st grade?

Yeah, you wanna make something of it.

To Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street was a creepy as Blue Velvet.


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