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Hulk doll has an incredible...ah...

 
 
PDiddie
 
Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 01:23 pm
SHOCKED six-year-old Leah Lowland checked out a mystery bulge on her Incredible Hulk doll ?- and uncovered a giant green WILLY.

Curious Leah noticed a lump after winning the monster, catchphrase "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry," at a seaside fair.

And when she peeled off the green comic-book character's ripped purple shorts, she found the two-inch manhood beneath them.

Horrified Leah immediately ran to mum Kim and reported the find. And last night Kim called for a ban on the saucy toy. She said: "A hulk with a bulk like this just shouldn't be allowed.

"Considering the doll is only 12-inches tall it's amazing how big his willy is.

"And it's definitely not an extra piece of material left on by mistake."

The Sun (yes, that one)

And the photograph, please:

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003310076,00.jpg
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 01:38 pm
Heeheehee....and a truly reliable source as well....
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 02:21 pm
Hmmm, couldn't find 'Hulk Doll' anywhere on this site:

http://www.world-sex-records.com/index.htm
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Vivien
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:15 pm
Diddie is Liverpool English slang for 'tiny/little' ..... Twisted Evil
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:18 pm
Thankyew, Viv... Rolling Eyes

While I am no "hulk", no one has ever complained... :wink:

Click on the Sun link in my post and you should get a pop-up with said plush toy available for your immediate order, cavalier...
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Vivien
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:34 pm
Very Happy
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:35 pm
Hmm...seems the pop-up, so to speak (heh heh) is not there....too bad, that doll will be worth a lot in a few years.
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PDiddie
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:41 pm
Dang, it is some rotating set of ads, cav. I got cars for sale.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:44 pm
Yeah, me too.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 04:47 pm
Hey, this Hulk doll would surely spice up little girl's Barbie games....I mean, let's face it, Ken is a little, umm....non-existent? If you were a girl, wouldn't you rather see it on a Hulk doll than on your dad, by mistake? I think the former would be far less traumatizing.
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pueo
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 06:11 pm
thanks pdiddie, this has made my day. my staff is wondering what the hells going on because i keep laughing.
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Craven de Kere
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 06:11 pm
"He's going to be very popular"
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maxsdadeo
 
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Reply Tue 8 Jul, 2003 06:24 pm
Quote:
While I am no "hulk", no one has ever complained


au contraire, PDid, you complain all the time, about everything, I guess that means that YOU are your most frequent partner, right?


~wink~
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 05:40 am
This is what is called "soft porn"
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Monger
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 06:54 am
heh
Thas' nothing... I forget which toy company it was, but one of the big ones discontinued selling vibrating Harry Potter broomsticks when they heard what a tingle it was giving young girls. .
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 07:01 am
I think the Hulk doll needs to hook up with the Kung-Fu Grip Barbie.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 09:12 am
Jesus! That thing is a sixth of his height - and it ain't even erect!

It is a fantasy doll indeed.

You know, Bana, who plays the non-green bit of the Hulk, is a fabulous actor - his performance in the film "Chopper" is incredible - though not for the squeamish.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 09:14 am
I mean, it is a semi - but not really ERECT!


How cruel to take away little girls' toys! I guess there may have been some embarrassing questions about magic and such! Will they take away contoured bus seats as well?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 11:23 am
Don't forget ponies...what will happen to the ponies?
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 9 Jul, 2003 11:32 am
What will they think of next - better check out them Charlie's Angels action figures, hmmmmmmmm Twisted Evil
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