Poor Gustav has lost his libido

Three teenagers may be on the hook for a hefty fine if a court decides that their festive firecrackers outside an eastern German farm scared the libido right out of an ostrich named Gustav.

The farmer claims that fireworks set off by the boys made the previously lustful Gustav both apathetic and depressed, and thus unable to perform for a half-a-year with his two female breeding partners.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2007/03/05/teens_accused_of_making_ostrich_impotent/