THE BRITISH THREAD II

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The Queen's racehorse Estimate which won at last year's Royal Ascot meet and came second in the same race this year .... .... ..... was tested positive for prohibited substance and opioid morphine.



And spendi disappeared.

Good job they don't test members of the Royal Family for banned substances.

Not to mention testing me.

I'm glad to see that you're still kicking about the planet.

Very gracious of you. Thank you. I'm presently performing with a group of senior citizens locally. We're called The Gum Drops and take out our false teeth and do percussion pieces with them. Very Manhattan Transfer.

Always good to read Bernie "Castanets" Latham.

Good morning, McTag. Thank you for finally answering your doorbell. I was rather hoping it would be your wife but you could perhaps pass on a hello.

As it happens, we do a castanet number which gives me warrant to wear some serious heels. But actually the group is experimenting with a broad range of genres (for example, false teeth on a washboard brings an unexpected realism to Appachian Bluegrass).

DAVE BRAILSFORD MUST BE SACKED!
As Sky cycling team manager he must have been nuts to drop Bradley Wiggins from the Tour de France team!
Doesn't he know that you don't deprive your team of extra depth by leaving one of your star strikers sitting on the bench?
Obviously he put all his eggs in one basket by staking everything on his other star striker Chris Froome, but when Froome crashed out Brailsford was left with egg all over his face.
If Wiggo had been in there he could have taken over from Froome, but as it was, the loss of Froome meant team Sky were left like a headless chicken without a team leader.
I've sent a mail to Sky HQ demanding Brailsford be given the boot, and i've also said it in letters to the papers and all over youtube cycling threads..

Haha we always suspected most Scots were homos, and it was confirmed on TV the other day in front of a worldwide audience of millions..

I must say I preferred it when Madonna and that other tart were at it. Never trust a Scotsman in a purple suit.

When will stupid English BBC commentators learn that the Scottish surname McClean or Maclean is pronounced MacLaine?

They may take our land and our oil and our freedoms, but they'll never take our accents!

Like they say, bad English is regrettable but bad Scotch is unforgivable. Not sure they were talking about accents, though.

The Australian Prime Minister has said that Scots who back independence are enemies of freedom and justice.

A lot of Aussies too want to break away from England. It suits us of course because if an 'Indonesian Hitler' arises in the future and unites all the Indonesian muslim countries to attack Australia, we English won't have to go help the Ozzies..
This map spells it out, Christian Oz (population only 23 million) is totally isolated by Indonesia to the north (pop 254 million)




PS- In the 1960's the white Rhodesian government decided to break away from England, and within 5 minutes the blacks had taken over and started killing whites. They renamed it 'Zimbabwe' and it's descended back into the jungle run by tinpot tyrant Mugabe.
Naturally, England didn't go to help.
The moral?- break away from mother England and you could be in a world o' hurt..

Hi Romeo. You've missed your way in the world. You could have been in the Diplomatic Service.

And if you jocks break from England we won't have to send the Royal Navy to protect you when Putin sends an invasion force around Norway's North Cape from Murmansk to take you over..