"It's a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor."
no i think you were right first time mct double negative there
woman walks into a bar and asks the barman if they serve double entendres
so he gave her one
(what was that annoying piece of fox like vermin who went boom boom after a joke like that?)
Basil Brush
Don't forget...The first part of "The Rise and Fall of Tony Blair" is to be repeated tonight, I think.
spendius wrote:"It's a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor."
Just a thought to consider!
Spendi has got ;-
"Water On The Brain"
McTag wrote:Basil Brush
Don't forget...The first part of "The Rise and Fall of Tony Blair" is to be repeated tonight, I think.
ok will record it
any final words on Blair? see my thread on the beginning of the end of tb
Had to endure a daft 'team building/working together' exercise this morning...
We had two teams in two lifeboats, our lifeboat had injured people in it and rations for 21 days.
I said we should kill the fattest, injured people and eat them in a high seas kebab kinda way...
Until someone pointed out that that would be me!
Life at work - it's really like The Office.
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Weel, I'd honestly thaught you would like to be honoured in such a way, smorgs .... I mean, being truely Her Majesty's civil subject as a good serving to let others survive ...
...Oh, alright!
They can have a leg.
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You're truely very generous! (I would only suck on your big toe a bit, not only if I were in the lifeboat ...)
Walter Hinteler wrote:You're truely very generous! (I would only suck on your big toe a bit, not only if I were in the lifeboat ...)
dont worry smorgs. he says this to all the girls
That's the influence/result of my visits to France, Mathos.
It's alright laughing Walt, but when you read back through these pages, you are going to be very embarrassed! :wink:
I can't believe your behaviour
So the Brownian Movement begins.
The motto is that we should all do our utmost.
Not my cup of tea I'm afraid. I'm a Sanchezian. No work, soft beds, pots of ale and voluptuous women. Wot we want is Watneys.
One presumes Mr Brown is going to get us moving faster, touching,scenting, seeing and hearing ever sharper and scuttling about all over the place like anxious mice searching, gathering, tricking, posing and squandering like billyho.
Maybe he should make Mathos Minister of Doing the Utmost. His "waking-being" seems to drive his "vegetal being" at a high rate of knots.
I would have to go into hiding though. Watching cricket all day long when I could be picking litter up or cleaning the drains out. I'm a bloody disgrace.
I suppose you all better make a start and get yourselves fit with some exercise routines. You can't possibly do your utmost with all that flab on you and those half wasted away muscles.
Like the farmers used to say at potato picking week- "Heads down, arses up-that's the way to pick 'em up."
And I am a little concerned about the length of time Mr Brown made the nation wait whilst he was "kissing hands".
I can't believe our dear Queen had anything to do with that.
It was the Liz Taylor Diva "make 'em wait " trick. Without the cleavage.
I am extremely worried.
On the evidence of Day One the guy looks to be a complete a$$hole which might explain why the outgoing PM tried his best to delay his arrival as long as possible.
He looks so sickeningly pleased with himself too.
Let's be fair though, Spendi, and give him some time before we make our final decision. How about by tomorrow?
I'm rather hoping he's been prescribed some sedatives for tomorrow.
I thought his acceptance speech from outside No. 10 was quite inspiring. He obviously feels the hand of destiny on his shoulder- and why not?
Shame he didn't have Robin Cook's cojones and principles over the Iraq issue.
Still. good luck, Broon!
