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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 03:30 am
Stoned snails? Why no slugs?
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 03:42 am
Dorothy Parker wrote:
Stoned snails? Why no slugs?


Don't know, pet. I think they have made a tactical retreat to lull me into a sense of false security.

Hannibal employed this tactic to some effect, I believe.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 03:43 am
Oh you just reminded me. I saw that Hannibal Rising over the weekend too. That was pretty good. Gory but good.
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 03:46 am
Okay now I'm going to cycle over to Northenden because my pal's wife had a fall and broke her shoulder, badly. I've got a card for them. Not much help for them, is that? Just thought I'd put that bit in before Spendy did.
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Dorothy Parker
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 03:47 am
Oh I'm sure he'll think of something else to slaughter you about.
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Tarah
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 06:05 am
I put down slug pellets yesterday. Keep the blighters off my plants. I rather like snails though.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 07:26 am
Do you thinks it's selfish to want the fan blowing on moi only, instead of having to have it on oscillate so two others can benefit, when I was the one who lugged it down from the store room and plugged it in?

snot fair

x
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 07:31 am
(Visions of Smorgs in the Marilyn Monroe/subway air vent pose)

No, hog it, hog it. Let the miserable improvident swines get their own fans. Spread that carbon footprint all ovah the place.

Yours helpfully

McTag
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 09:22 am
...then some friendly neighbourhood Jobseekers came in, lay on the settees and turn MY fan on themselves!!!

I had to shout "can you turn that fan back please, I have to stay here in this sweat box all day!"!

Honestly - the cheek of them.

x
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 09:53 am
dadpad wrote:
McTag, daughter has moved on to Sweden.

is sharing an Apartment with 2 girls. The three of them got sick from eating some dodgy noodles (Mild case of food poisoning). The other girls went home to mums for a little TLC, so you can imagine how my daughter felt.

Not to worry, she has a good support network over there if really needed. She's better now.
They have no light bulbs as they have just moved in to the apartment. Apparently that's not a problem in the land of the midnight sun.

How are/did your vistors get on?
Just packed off this morning my Canadian friends to Stockholm to return to their son for a while. They would be pleased to look up a sick daughter, or at least say hello. Let me know.
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 03:23 pm
Tarah wrote:
I put down slug pellets yesterday. Keep the blighters off my plants. I rather like snails though.


Have you ever seen snails or slugs performing the act of love? It is weird and quite sexy. They circle each other at first. Slowly. Well you knew that bit. Then they couple, for ages. They dont jiggle, but they seem to enjoy it. Well I suppose it's hard to tell, but they're certainly at it a long time.

Hey I found this:

Most land snails and slugs possess both male and female parts. In some types or species, an individual may behave as either male or as a female they tend to do this for a while. When snails mate, two individuals pull up next to one another, arrange themselves so that the male part of one is opposite the female part of the other, and then each ejects male sperm into the female opening of the other. In a few snail and slug species, self-fertilization occurs, an hermaphroditic individual mates with itself and produces offspring which are clones of itself.

and

A commonly seen practice among many slugs is apophallation, when one or both of the slugs chew off the other's penis. The penis of these species is curled like a cork-screw and often becomes entangled in their mate's genitalia in the process of exchanging sperm. Apophallation allows the slugs to separate themselves. Once the penis has been removed, the slug remains female for the rest of its life.
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Tarah
 
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Reply Mon 11 Jun, 2007 03:53 pm
McTag, that's fascinating. But, oh the guilt. Don't the poor slugs have enough to contend with without my little pellets. I can only hope they won't have an appetite to eat them after a touch of apophallation.
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2007 01:16 am
"snails and slugs possess both male and female parts"

Little Joe was sittin' on a block of stone
Over in the corner, weeping all alone
The warder said "Hey buddy, don't you be no square
If you can't find a partner, just put it there"
And let's rock....
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Tarah
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2007 01:44 am
The snails rocked while the slugs were stoned
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2007 06:44 am
A goodly crop of snails this morning, more than 20 (I didn't count them this time) and four slugs. The slugs have sent an advance guard, a recce party. Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom. Ready, Aye Ready.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2007 06:47 am
Tarah wrote:
The snails rocked while the slugs were stoned
or the stones rocked while the snails were slugged.

Nice to see you again Tarah
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dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2007 06:48 am
Beer mcT. Snails and slugs love beer.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2007 06:49 am
I would have thought there was a decent amount of protein in slugs. Why dont we eat them?
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Mathos
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2007 09:28 am
This thread gets better by the day doesn't it?


There's more life in Tutankhamun................. Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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Tarah
 
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Reply Tue 12 Jun, 2007 10:31 am
You'd need a decent few to make a burger, Steve.

Mind you, the French eat snails so anything's possible.
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