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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 9 Apr, 2011 09:26 pm
@McTag,
Jumps racing is likely to be banned here in the near future. Too many horses are breaking legs and being euthenased at race meets. Riders fall off and get hurt regularily. loose unriderless horses interfere with the race etc etc.
They are tralling a fence type that doesnt have hard rails but really all that does is teaches the horse they dont have to jump.

Seems pointless to me lots of pain and suffering so a few can have a punt.
Jumps racing here is for hacks and failed flat racers.
spendius
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2011 05:08 am
@dadpad,
Yes--it is cruel. I once got up close to a fence at Aintree and there are two inch thick branches in the top of those fences. They look quite fluffy to the viewer but they are not.

A horse is required to carry a rider over 4.4 miles and 30 of those fences and is then flogged all the way up the long run in to the winning post.

In return, the horse gets pampered and petted and fed on the best grub all the rest of the year. Those not good enough to race are usually shot because they are no use for anything else.

But the jockeys put themselves through forms of torture too.

People do not realise the pain involved in all top level sport but any that a man or woman inflict upon themselves is a free choice. Not so with animals. Cruft's has cruelty in it.

Dog racing is okay. The dogs love it.

On Ladies Day the girls love it too. The pain is inflicted upon their husbands, partners, fathers and boyfriends and often with masochistic enthusiasm. Paying out hard earned cash to render a wife "sexy" is ridiculous imo. It would make more sense to staple a statement of a bloke's assets to his shirt front rather than him using his squeeze as an advertising hoarding.

The funniest thing yesterday was the short feechewer Richard Pitman did on the horse that was fitted with a tounge-tie. He described it and explained what it was for. Then they cut to Clare Balding, a well known lesbian, who made some remark I didn't quite catch about tounge ties but it was dismissive. She knew she had been set up.
McTag
 
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Reply Sun 10 Apr, 2011 10:27 am
@spendius,

Quote:
a well known lesbian, who made some remark I didn't quite catch about tounge ties but it was dismissive. She knew she had been set up.


Puh-leeze. They wouldn't dare.

Anyway, how can you make a direct link between the lesbian persuasion and S & M?

Maybe you know something I don't about this. In fact......
spendius
 
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Reply Mon 11 Apr, 2011 07:47 am
@McTag,
Quote:
Puh-leeze. They wouldn't dare.


Oh yes they would Mac.
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Ionus
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2011 05:59 pm
@spendius,
Quote:
Dog racing is okay. The dogs love it.
What happened to monkeys on dogs ? That was more fun than a barrel of monkeys .
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 01:21 pm

Okay I've been in hospital, but now I'm out again.

See?
Francis
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 01:23 pm
@McTag,
I see, but what happened?
spendius
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 02:11 pm
@Francis,
Eating the wrong sort of food is what happened is my best guess. But falling down the stairs as pissed as a fart is a possibility. How about Mrs Mac's rolling pin having been in action?

I've seen blokes Mac's age in hospital for those reasons. Quite a few actually.

Anyway--I'm glad he's out. I hope he escaped. Imagine a business where whoever you exercise your expertise on you send the government the invoice. It's a good job evolutionary laws don't apply.

A rectal fistula is in the frame as well.

Cheers Mac.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 03:23 pm
once again i must thank the Brits for making great TV shows, have been watching Touching Evil and Wire in the Blood recently, why can't the North Americans make decent cop shows
margo
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 04:35 pm
@djjd62,
djjd62 wrote:

why can't the North Americans make decent cop shows

We often ask ourselves that very question!
djjd62
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 04:42 pm
@margo,
about NA or Australia, the only police show i've seen from Australia was a few episodes of Blue Heelers

Homicide and Law & Order were good the first few years, but they seem to drag on too long, i love the brit idea of doing a few long (basically movie length) episodes each season
spendius
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 04:58 pm
@djjd62,
I thought The Untouchables was excellent irony.
spendius
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 05:01 pm
@spendius,
One of my pals in the pub said that he woke up this morning with a hard on.

I said "what did you do?"

He replied, "Ignored it--I don't want to go through all that again."
Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 07:17 pm
@McTag,
Quote:
Okay I've been in hospital, but now I'm out again.
I cant imagine why anyone would throw a perfectly good Scotsman out of hospital .
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Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 07:20 pm
@spendius,
Wasnt it an Englishman who said about sex that "the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.”
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 07:58 pm
Can you lot PLEASE keep your wedding to yourself.

Its taking over like some kind of malignant virus.
Ionus
 
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Reply Fri 15 Apr, 2011 09:05 pm
@dadpad,
Wedding ? Why wasnt I a bridesmaid....I mean, best man....
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 02:28 pm
@dadpad,

Kate Middleton is so skinny, she looks unwell. She's lost loads of weight, not in a good way. She must be worried, no wonder.
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 02:30 pm
@Francis,

Quote:
what happened?


Hiya F, I had a procedure to improve the hearing in my left ear.

If you google stapedotomy, the details are there.
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 16 Apr, 2011 02:32 pm

Sralex's face was a picture, after today's game at Wembley.

Nearly worth the licence fee on its own, was that.
 

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