@McTag,
Well Mac--DP said she liked my posts. Spontaneous like. Out of the blue. Those feminine things that can always be trusted. An uncontainable, sudden burst of enthusiasm. Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
Are you saying that DP likes things dry, cheap, tasteless & nasty because that's what it looks like to me and you had better watch what you're saying about someone who likes my posts, especially a female someone, or it won't be a nice letter you get back. Nor beer vouchers.
They should have sent the stall erection manager round to explain to you about when 'ee wur a lad 'ee'd prayed 't'eaven in thanksgivin' fer a drippin' butty an' 'eers yoi mincin' abaat leek a bluudy fancy woman in a milliner's shop in Gay Paree whose friily cuffs "doewn kuwait match't ******* curtains"
"CHEESCAKE!!!" he would say. And louder once more only with a heavy hint of sarcasm. "That's not fer the leeks of us tha nose lad. It's fer afternoon parties up ut vicridge when it's Laydees Bridge. That's wot's up wi world. Can't tha live ont meat and tatie pies and cakes and get thissen some muscles like this." (Rolls up sleeves.)