Mac wrote-
Quote:The football competition is a right fizzler with no Brits involved, wouldn't you agree? Flatter than a flattish pancake.
Which leads to the conclusion that we should get a bye into the finals of future competitions. so they can inject some life and drama into the proceedings.
Get some money on you tight fisted old skinflint. It fizzes then sure enough. That Italian striker has given me apoplexy. Italy should have won five.
Are you frightened you might have to pay for fizzes? Fair weather friends eh? You don't love football much Mac if you think it goes flat when you can't wave your little flags about.
It's been great. England! England! is all very well but it doesn't get the arteries flushed out like £200 does. Have you not noticed the longevity in the horse-racing crowd. Channel 4 afternoon racing ads tell you what the audience is like and especially on weekdays. Stair lifts, remote control garage doors, conservatories, walk-in baths, mattresses to ease bad backs, Charmin TP, how to leave your loved ones well fixed when you pass on, eye treatment, and more of the same but not Viagra. It must be banned.
You too Mathos you fat little Englander.
Patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings.