THE BRITISH THREAD II

spendius wrote:

I'm way beyond bothering my head about materialistic considerations of such a sordid and back-aching nature. Quality control is the thing for me. The rat race is for rats and there's some big rats in those games.

Gee I'm so glad I asked your advice, your like a breath of fresh air blowing up from an elephants arse!

I'm in a meeting with a couple of those really heavyweight Fat-Cats from down south this coming week, do you think I should take my secretary along to take notes and butter them up a bit?

I'd better check the spelling and grammar on here now, wouldn't want that renegade who moved down south and his commie mate from Ayr getting carried away with themselves. What a pair of booring bastards they must be at home. I wonder if they were teachers. I sussed one out like that when I was but a kid of fourteen or so, always taking the piss out of anyone with quality carpets, like the deputy head and headmaster.
I came straight out with it: "Do you think life would be better under Communism Sir," I enquired.. "As a matter of fact I do Mathos" he started to reply, I looked him square in the eyes and asked him why he didn't get on the next boat to Moscow and stay there! That got me a good hiding, six of the best with a his whacking cane. I smiled to myself when I poured a bucket of cow pats through the broken window of his three wheeler Reliant.

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Mathos, my dear sweet innocent little cherub-

Heavyweight fat-cats get buttered up by teams of ladies professionally trained to find the last sparks of libido in their jaded appetites. Judging by the stark word pictures you have given us repeatedly of your experience in these matters I should think they passed through such stages many years ago.

Mac wrote-

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Illiterate, moi?

A pun? If you say so, matey boy.

I do say so although I'll admit it was a bit tame.

You don't think that Bob Dylan's line-

"And Louise holds a handful of rain tempting you to deny it", in Visions of Johanna, is referring to the stuff that falls from the clouds on increasingly rare occasions do you.

The context was farmerman's bringing up the subject of piss.

One should never rush to judgement on the literary efforts of your superiors. Perhaps I ought to have placed a "nudge-nudge wink-wink" in brackets after the word and I might have done had I been content to insult some people's intelligence.

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Clary wrote:

But at least he can spell barbecue which most people don't seem to be able to.

bbq we want you. That rhymes too. You serious Clary? Surely no one spells bbq BAR-B-CUE how affected is that?

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Hey Up......Teachers meeting.

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Mathos wrote:

Hey Up......Teachers meeting.

yeah stick around you might learn summut.

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spendius wrote:

Mathos, my dear sweet innocent little cherub-

Heavyweight fat-cats get buttered up by teams of ladies professionally trained to find the last sparks of libido in their jaded appetites. Judging by the stark word pictures you have given us repeatedly of your experience in these matters I should think they passed through such stages many years ago.

Mac wrote-

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Illiterate, moi?

A pun? If you say so, matey boy.

I do say so although I'll admit it was a bit tame.

You don't think that Bob Dylan's line-

"And Louise holds a handful of rain tempting you to deny it", in Visions of Johanna, is referring to the stuff that falls from the clouds on increasingly rare occasions do you.

The context was farmerman's bringing up the subject of piss.

One should never rush to judgement on the literary efforts of your superiors. Perhaps I ought to have placed a "nudge-nudge wink-wink" in brackets after the word and I might have done had I been content to insult some people's intelligence.

Hard it is to pick the puns from the plethora of poop which finds its way on to these pages. Not being a great fan of the works of Mr Zimmerman, that one passed me by. It occurs to me though that not one person in a hundred would relate the "handful of rain" in Joanna's hand to the reins in a horseman/woman's hands.
Presumably therefore this is where the perception of my superiors is most telling.

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whoever this character mathos is, he wrote recently

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That got me a good hiding, six of the best with a his whacking cane.

Considering this, it gives weight to the argument that corporal punishment is positively harmful.

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Unless you consider that he might be twice as bad without it. Maybe five times.

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Steve 41oo wrote:

whoever this character mathos is, he wrote recently

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That got me a good hiding, six of the best with a his whacking cane.

Considering this, it gives weight to the argument that corporal punishment is positively harmful.

Pushing the boat out wannabee!

I get this vision image of you sat at the front of your PC with a big dictionary and an even bigger tome of an English Grammar correction book, looking for errors in postings like a dis-arranged moron, maybe you get your rocks off doing it. So we can now imagine your pants zipped down, your dick in your hand, shooting your load when you hit the submit button to see your comments and corrections duly entered.

Real educated people know better than to act like pricks.

It takes all kinds, I don't really give a toss what you need to do to get an erection, but if I catch you spunking over my posts, I'll rub your nose in it.

You can join the same club as my very good friend Lord Ellpus if you want, go get your boys to back you up and lets see if you can wank together like a three piece band.

I'm being nice with you at present mate!

Don't get me going.

SPENDI

Shut it.

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I only suggested considering the idea that you would be a lot worse than you are had you not been whacked. I didn't say it was true.

Steve may well be right that the whacking turned you into a fully-fledged gump. I don't do rash judgements.

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What do you mean exactly with that defamatory statement:-

'Worse than you are had you not been whacked?'

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Well- It must be possible that you could have been worse than you are or that you could have been better. The first possibility being less likely than the second.

We were casually discussing which direction the whacking took you as if you are a specimen in a jar. Steve seemed to think it did you harm. What he meant was that it did us harm. He was actually making propaganda for the "ban whacking" brigade which, as you probably know, is run by bleeding hearts trying to generate anti-social behaviour because they all work in industries which treat anti-social behaviour and thus they prosper, grow and expand, the more anti-social behaviour there is. It's a bit like licking your own arse.

I merely offered another way of looking at it suggesting that the whacking rendered you just about tolerable and that you may well have become somewhat intolerable had you not been corrected by your wise and benevolent (to us) teacher.

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I see, you like me then.

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Mathos wrote:

Steve 41oo wrote:
whoever this character mathos is, he wrote recently

Quote:
That got me a good hiding, six of the best with a his whacking cane.

Considering this, it gives weight to the argument that corporal punishment is positively harmful.

Pushing the boat out wannabee!

I get this vision image of you sat at the front of your PC with a big dictionary and an even bigger tome of an English Grammar correction book, looking for errors in postings like a dis-arranged moron, maybe you get your rocks off doing it. So we can now imagine your pants zipped down, your dick in your hand, shooting your load when you hit the submit button to see your comments and corrections duly entered.

Real educated people know better than to act like pricks.

It takes all kinds, I don't really give a toss what you need to do to get an erection, but if I catch you spunking over my posts, I'll rub your nose in it.

You can join the same club as my very good friend Lord Ellpus if you want, go get your boys to back you up and lets see if you can wank together like a three piece band.

I'm being nice with you at present mate!

Don't get me going.

SPENDI

Shut it.

no mathos. I'll stick it in your ear and **** some sense into you. toodle pip old bean.

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you know I thought, "its not too late to edit that last post"

but now I cant Smile

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Wanker, supposedly a Mancunian too, I bet, at the most he would have lived around Altrincham, or Davy Hulme, the border fringes, all wanting a place in society and they end up gobbing off like pathetic gob-shites.

Go play at your desk.

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Mathos wrote:

Wanker, supposedly a Mancunian too, I bet, at the most he would have lived around Altrincham, or Davy Hulme, the border fringes, all wanting a place in society and they end up gobbing off like pathetic gob-shites.

Go play at your desk.

Wanting a place in the society that you belong to?

The suburbs were built by and for the cities.

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They were built by hands for the fornicating classes.

I once calculated the carbon emissions to be expected of a baby in the 80 years of its life and it showed all so-called "greens" actually stamping on the earth like a giant during the 7.5 minutes of their conjugal bliss.

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spendius wrote:

They were built by hands for the fornicating classes.

I once calculated the carbon emissions to be expected of a baby in the 80 years of its life and it showed all so-called "greens" actually stamping on the earth like a giant during the 7.5 minutes of their conjugal bliss.

A radical solution indeed - mass sterilisation in order (in time) to remove the human population and thereby make the planet a better place to live...for the rest of the living creatures.

That's imagination worthy of George Orwell or Margaret Atwood, I'd say!

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Mass sterilisation is a crude device indeed. General loss of interest or a heightened interest in other forms of relief can have an effect but tailored to suit other important contingencies. A managed decline so to speak. A drift.

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