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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
hamburger
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2008 08:05 pm
Shocked Laughing

Quote:
Teacake set to cost taxman £3.5m
The UK Treasury is facing a £3.5m bill, because of VAT wrongly imposed on a Marks and Spencer teacake, the European Court of Justice (ECJ) has ruled.

Customers paid VAT for 20 years before the authorities accepted the product was a cake, which does not command VAT.

The UK argued that paying back the total sum would "unjustly enrich" M&S as customers had paid the money.

The ECJ ruled that, in principle, VAT had to be repaid in full, but left the final decision to the British courts.



so you can all have a teacake without having to pay VAT - aren't you all happy ?

perhaps the british treasury will be handing out teacakes for free ? :wink:
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dadpad
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2008 08:11 pm
One wonders what a teacake was classified as if it wasn't classified as cake.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2008 08:15 pm
They don't have hockey pucks there, do they?
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2008 11:30 pm
A toasted teacake is one of the finest things on God's green earth.
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2008 11:32 pm
Chick Murray in one of his routines used to describe a halfback line of Hunt, Lunt, and Cunningham.
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2008 11:35 pm
(snort), and you must be up way early, Mr. Mac...

RH

(I am up late again, BTW)
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2008 11:37 pm
Francis wrote:
If you are flying, some airlines will insist on you having a passport but any photo ID (like driving licence) will do.

By ferry you don't even need it.

Croke Park is not very far from the centre of Dublin:

Look here, then zoom out:


Croke Park


Thanks loads!

X
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smorgs
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2008 11:38 pm
Where do I get the ferry from?

How long does it take?

x
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2008 11:42 pm
Holyhead.

Maybe also Liverpool.

I don't know.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2008 11:44 pm
smorgs wrote:
Where do I get the ferry from?

How long does it take?

x


It takes an awfully long time, SM.

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2407/riverstyxvl6.jpg

And remember to not pay him until he gets you to the other side.
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McTag
 
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Reply Thu 10 Apr, 2008 11:47 pm
McTag wrote:
Holyhead.

Maybe also Liverpool.

I don't know.


Don't say I'm not good to you.

http://www.directferries.co.uk/ferry_to_dublin.htm

Note, the Liverpool ferry leaves from Birkenhead. That's kind of Irish, isn't it.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2008 12:13 am
Thanks Muckty!

Lunch Wednesday?

We need to catch up.

Have you ever driven to Ireland?

x
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2008 12:20 am
I will be in London till Thursday, for me wee brother's birthday.
But the prospect of lunch with you is exceptionally alluring.

I once went to Ireland many moons ago with Pete and Christine who were going to a wedding in Ballymena and I went along as a passenger and then struck out on my own. I had an Irish incident in Dublin which I will tell you about later. We went on the car ferry from Holyhead, I seem to remember.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2008 12:28 am
Checked out the site...

Flying is much cheaper.

Friday then?

x
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McTag
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2008 01:21 am
smorgs wrote:
Checked out the site...

Flying is much cheaper.

Friday then?

x


OK it's a date

My pal from Wigan has a pal who booked a return flight to Bremen, Germany for him and his wife and the cost of the tickets was

£0.04

one peny, per person, per journey.

No, I don't understand it either.
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2008 04:32 am
It's a method of rounding up tourists when they have empty seats. A shakedown. Easy to understand.
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2008 05:07 am
There was an article in the Sunday Times last weekend about Aussies going all emasculated by political correctness. It said that they are now less vulgar than us poms.

According to Sir Les Patterson, a cultural attache, "there are far too many mealy-mouthed poofters in high places in Australia now. It's a bit of a pooft-ocracy these days."

It seems that Sir Les regards Kevin Rudd as a "clean-cut sort of fellow" and refers to him as The Dentist. He has advised him to make sure his flies are done up when he meets The Queen.

An Aussie cricketer has a diamond stud in his ear and shops in Prada and the modern Aussie male routinely has a pedicure and hair styling.

This new man in Aussie is known as "metrosexual". He is hectored and badgered by the left-wing elite. That's code for henpecked.

I had wondered why dadpad and Dutchy were so sensitive and not a bit like Chips Rafferty.
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2008 05:13 am
Mac--the Sirens in Homer were said to be the most exceptionally alluring creatures ever known to mankind.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2008 05:20 am
Just got back from the funeral at Agecroft- it was as harrowing as expected. The weather suited the ocassion...

They played 12th of Never, it was so sad. Just nipped home to repair mascara and have a brew, got to go back to work now, really don't want to.

x
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dadpad
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2008 05:21 am
Rudd is being depicted in cartoons as Tin Tin.

I looked for a metrosexua to bash but couldn't find one so I bashed a poofta instead.
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