THE BRITISH THREAD II

Bisto Gravy is funny stuff in that the advertising copy for decades was based on aroma (Ahhhh.....Bisto!) with cute little kids pictured sniffing the air, but Bisto the product actually has no aroma of its own.

Like many another advertisement, it's a con.

It's like Typhoo. I never have got the "oo" thing.
It should be called "Typhaaah".

The brunette, whose house overlooks my garden is back to her usual routine, I'm pleased to say. Bang on 8am every morning, she showers directly in front of her almost see through obscure bathroom window for about ten minutes, leaving very little to the imagination. It must be one of those showers where she has to stand in the bath. Either that, or she's very tall, or at least tall enough for me to confirm that the collars and cuffs match.
I do try not to look, but hey, I'm only human.

Collars and cuffs?



Some women (and men) look their best when seen through frosted glass.

Yes, otherwise some are even chilling...

The frosted glass adds that certain mystique, I must admit, though there's a hint that this lass may have consumed one too many quarterpounders in recent times. Haven't we all, mind. :wink:

I'm thinking about getting my mates round and singing a chorus of "get your tits out for the lads" when her bathroom light first goes on one morning soon.

What do you reckon?

Thinking of the shower scene in "M.A.S.H." with Hotlips O'Houlihan, when they whisked off the tent around the women GI's ablution facility.

You keep it up, Doowop, and you'll get arrested (and may get a female magistrate)

My take on it is that she knows full well what she's doing.

Maybe I'll buy a blind for her window and deliver it anonymously one day.

Naa, why spoil my (and probably about ten male neighbours of mine) fun.

It's a grand way to start the day!

I would put real money on that.

I can't afford to place that bet, McT.









I'm too busy saving up for some binoculars.

Anyway, anyone fancy a driving lesson with a difference?

And is there anyone else here that thinks this is dead good?

Just something about this, and I'm not quite sure what.

You sound like a bunch of adolescents peeping through a crack.



In which case it must be arousing her and she is testing out which of the ten male neighbours has the bottle to go over and finish the job.

It seems very inconsiderate of them to leave her frustrated and confused.

Dead tame you mean.

not like this you mean

http://www.rickyhitmanhatton2.com/index2.php


go on Richard whack his ass

if you do I'll sing blue moon for ever

Quite..

hey smorgs

now you dunnastrikin set your alarm 3.30 Sunday morning listen to radio 5 live and marvel

I really think the lad from my birth town is gonna make world news

(sorry about the awful Americanism "gonna", I fear its catching)

Well Steve, I'd love him to win but I think he'll lose on cuts.

I really hope I'm wrong. Go, Ricky!

thats a weakness sure. But dont forget all the adrenaline/various other lines/including vaseline they stick him back together with. It all depends on chemicals.

and post something here please otherwise I'm gonna give up starting threads

http://www.able2know.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=108185

I'm backing him. I think he has the guy scared.