THE BRITISH THREAD II

Chill the fook out mutha fooka

Get a grip boys.

It's ONLY football!

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Mathos wrote-




Then you would have nothing to screech about.

Have you nothing to say about any of the points I raise?

What's the use of just ranting when it has no content.

I said that there are too many women in positions of responsibility for which they are biologically and psychologically unfitted and that is the explanation of our failure to qualify for Euro 2008. It is a systemic failure of the highest order and it looks well the BBC using words like "inept" when it is the single greatest cause of the failure.

Have you nothing to say about that? Croatia is a nation of 4.5 million people which is still recovering from a civil war. We are a nation ten times that size of nannied softees and that has been engineered deliberately for no other reason than to justify the positions of no more than a thousand women who have wormed their way into the highest reaches of our country's media by the usual method.

It is a complete waste of time scapegoating individuals. The failure is the responsibility of government. And the cost of that failure probably runs into hundreds of millions.

Did you see Ms Blears on the front bench yesterday during PMQs. She looked like she had spent the whole morning in the primping salon.

smorgsie- I did not name drop. Quoting an author is not name dropping. Name dropping is concerned with borrowing bits of the cachet of others to try to pump one's own up. Mathos does that--not me. He has done it with two high profile boxers and a politician or two.

Mentioning a book, which is a form of shorthand, has no bearing on how well connected one is.

And that sort of error is exactly the sort of thing that has crept into national life as women have been shoe-horned into jobs for which they are self-evidently unfitted merely in order to try to justify feminist projects.

DP wrote-



You see what I mean Mathos. Obscenity with no meaning. In the days of our glory as remembered in our National Anthem women didn't talk like that.

Now they do. Obscenity for its own sake as in the link the same lady provided for our appreciation.

The only woman I heard of at the FA was Fariah Alam and she could have got a rise out of Malcolm Muggerige. What's wrong with that? She just distracted a few macho idiots.

Karen Brady...I would.

Apart from that, all men in the footy world. Men have messed it up by themselves.
Solution? More women needed.

I'm talking about the down playing of sport in schools. I'm talking about saying it rather than doing it. I'm talking about the babyification of men. I'm not talking about the FA. They can only work with what they've got.

I'd bet Ms Alam would agree with me.

Look how you have allowed smorgsie to belittle male sport. Even Mathos joins in on the cricket. The denigration of men powered by feminism and swallowed by the hen-pecked who have lost control.

This failure is a disaster. It spreads over many aspects of life. Beer sales will be reduced even further than the smoking ban has taken them. More money spare for frocks and make-up and " mutton as lamb gels" and glib remarks as we flounder on. Hundreds of hours of parliamentary time, and the fall out, wasted on a stupid hunting ban which the cops are refusing to enforce and which has caused an upsurge in hunting. All forgotten about as the latest disaster lands on the news close on the heels of Northern Rock, lost secret documents, under equipt military, failure of primary school reading standards, leaky valves-- you name it.

The newsreader fronting up the reports on Steve McClaren's press conference, for which he was 15 minutes late like the prima donna he is, is wearing false eyelashes and mascara and not so long ago used her influence to get into an amateur skating pile of drivel so she could show us her botty and front gusset.

That just made me laugh out loud in the Jobcentre!

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Was it a fiendish laugh?

No, more of a titter...

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I've met Smorgs, and she is not in the least fiendish.

Thanks, Muckty!

And may I say you're not the slightest fiendish yourself.

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And look how you haven't attempted to respond. Just a laugh or a titter. One can do that at anything. It means nothing.

Notice how that method of non-debate has become accepted without you even noticing Mac.

Is my hypothesis dismissable with a laugh. How very convenient. How delicate. How bloody useless too. Brit threads don't do white flags.

DP was positively wallowing in the Medusa taunt. Loved it she did. And the foul-mouthed obscenity.

Hey- we all get together and titter at spendi and that's enough. What a absolutely fabulous system. No effort required. Effort is the first casualty of such pastimes.

You've been got at Mac. Bigtime. And last night is on the end of it and you scapegoat the players and managers and the FA and you are the cause. You and your ilk.

And they are putting the cost at £ 2,000,000,000 with the lost fun not included.

And just because we discuss sport and allow our attention to wander away from smorgsie and her tits and her scent and her cooking and her frocks and her doings.

last bit made me laugh.

I'm getting pretty used to all the sports banter now having endured hour upon hour of it at the barbers and I must say I am very excited about the Olymics next year too!

I heard that this defeat will cost the FA about £20 million in lost fees next summer. That would have paid for a roof on the stadium, eh?

BBC News say tonight that the failure to qualify might cost the economy of the country a billion, that's £1,000,000,000.

And that ain't hay. They could have got L P "Big Phil" Scolari for that and had some money over for icecreams.

Which begs the question: is this matter (pace Smorgie's tits) too important to be left in the hands of these numpties at Soho Square?
It seems to me that it is.

I say
...steady on old bean
no need to get carried away

suspendy my dear chap!

You were just dismissed with a hoot!

How do you want me to respond?

There's nothing to debate.

I won't be drawn on it, you goading, belligerent f@cker, you. I find it far more effective to sit here, a vision of pink chubbiness, smiling benignly, whilst you sit there and rage about feminism, doing your piles no favours.

Like most woman, I am a 'feminist'. I cook, clean, do a full time job and pay my own way. And if there's something I can't do, I'll get a man to do it. They do have their uses. Expect even you, have been of some use, to some woman, at some stage.

If I met you in real life...

I'd just give you a big hug, and then a little tickle under the chin.

Perhaps I'd add 'coochy coo'.

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But you did get me mad with the white flag comment...

You even made me narrow my eyes! Only briefly though - It causes wrinkles.

When have you ever known me to wave a white flag?

Eh?

Eh?

When?

When?

When did I wave a white flag?

You have all just witnessed our resident gnu being HENPECKED!

(and probably loving it)

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Me too, me too!

Looking forward to the syncronised swimming.

And of course the men lining up for the hundred metres...

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HENPECKED.

Henry entered Nellie's parlour expecting cojone kneadings expertly delivered.

Nothing to debate eh? That's the comatose trick babe so we don't notice the "last rasping gasp of the mantis' groom" getting closer.

uh oh i'm outta here

tin hats

the tarmigan meets the terminologist

or is that ptarmigan

hey dp you got a good line in profanity, tell 'em to **** off