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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 06:17 am
Been watrching "New tricks" with Dennis Waterman from "minder"

Good show. I like.
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 07:52 am
smorgs wrote:
Anyone hear the programme on Kitchener, with Ian Hislop?

x


Okay I'll respond to your post, even though nobody responds to mine.......Sad

No.

I saw a TV programme last Tue about Islam (I mentioned this before) and it was about Khartoum, General Gordon and Gen Kitchener.

Behaviour of Brits, very poor, nay criminal.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 07:58 am
McTag wrote:

Behaviour of Brits, very poor, nay criminal.


You're not alone in that thought McTag.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 08:36 am
Mac wrote-

Quote:
Behaviour of Brits, very poor, nay criminal.


Not at all Mac. You're making an error of judgement based on your need to look kind and considerate.

They were men at war a long way from home. They were scared. They were young. They were mostly illiterate. They hadn't had the benefit of a liberal education. They were scared of the officers too and the officers were scared of them. Not so much of dying or even getting injured as being captured. The others were dancing in the salons having a gay old time. Not a care in the world.

What would you expect? They didn't underestimate their enemies. And it's no good saying that they shouldn't have been enemies. They were enemies. What should and shouldn't be was decided in London and they didn't have mobile phones. They were out on a limb. They had heard of expeditionary forces never been seen again.

Do you think you would have been much different in all the circumstances?

It was hot. No white ladies for 5000 miles. No beer. Sand in your crack. Roasting game on a twig fire. Water shortage and what there was had been pissed in by a range of furry creatures. Funny noises all night. Mites in the hard-tack. Mosquitos. Spade strapped to your back plus another 80lbs. Boots chafing. All day- all night. Non-stop. At the ends of the earth.

And you are taking your opinion from off a cut and paste job off telly which has an agenda. The people who made it have never been in such situations as those they were at some pains to try to depict. Sifting through the juicy bits to find the juiciest and get the Titchmarch whine going and all of a sudden you and dadpad are angelic little tweeters.

Go and have a blow-wave in the unisex.

Anyway- it's libel to call somebody "criminal" until after they've been convicted. Suppose you met a wrestler who is the great grandson of one of those guys and had all his medals in a showcase on the sideboard and his letters home in a drawer.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 10:13 am
McTag wrote:
smorgs wrote:
Anyone hear the programme on Kitchener, with Ian Hislop?

x


Okay I'll respond to your post, even though nobody responds to mine.......Sad

No.

I saw a TV programme last Tue about Islam (I mentioned this before) and it was about Khartoum, General Gordon and Gen Kitchener.

Behaviour of Brits, very poor, nay criminal.


That's SO not true, Mucks!

I regularly respond to your posts. Mine are also 'ignored' on occasion, you don't hear me going on about it...

So dab your eyes with ye tartan hankie and carry on regardless!

Much fondness.

x
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 10:15 am
dadpad wrote:
McTag wrote:

Behaviour of Brits, very poor, nay criminal.


You're not alone in that thought McTag.


Oi! You cork-hatted hypocrite!

Take a look round your own back yard before you rubbish a nation.

(luv you)

x
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 11:18 am
spendius wrote:
Mac wrote-

Quote:
Behaviour of Brits, very poor, nay criminal.


Not at all Mac. You're making an error of judgement based on your need to look kind and considerate.

They were men at war a long way from home. They were scared. They were young. They were mostly illiterate. They hadn't had the benefit of a liberal education. They were scared of the officers too and the officers were scared of them. Not so much of dying or even getting injured as being captured. The others were dancing in the salons having a gay old time. Not a care in the world.

What would you expect? They didn't underestimate their enemies. And it's no good saying that they shouldn't have been enemies. They were enemies. What should and shouldn't be was decided in London and they didn't have mobile phones. They were out on a limb. They had heard of expeditionary forces never been seen again.

Do you think you would have been much different in all the circumstances?

It was hot. No white ladies for 5000 miles. No beer. Sand in your crack. Roasting game on a twig fire. Water shortage and what there was had been pissed in by a range of furry creatures. Funny noises all night. Mites in the hard-tack. Mosquitos. Spade strapped to your back plus another 80lbs. Boots chafing. All day- all night. Non-stop. At the ends of the earth.

And you are taking your opinion from off a cut and paste job off telly which has an agenda. The people who made it have never been in such situations as those they were at some pains to try to depict. Sifting through the juicy bits to find the juiciest and get the Titchmarch whine going and all of a sudden you and dadpad are angelic little tweeters.

Go and have a blow-wave in the unisex.

Anyway- it's libel to call somebody "criminal" until after they've been convicted. Suppose you met a wrestler who is the great grandson of one of those guys and had all his medals in a showcase on the sideboard and his letters home in a drawer.


No, you're wrong there Spendy, and not for the first time neither.

General Gordon was sent to Khartoum with express orders from the Prime Minister (Gladstone?) NOT to interfere with the Madhi and just to evacuate Europeans from that city. Instead of which he deliberately created an impasse trying to face down a superior force, and was slaughtered. He was offered non-violence and a safe passage too, but he wouldn't accept it, and reinforcements were 1300 desert miles away in Cairo. The government were reluctant to send reinforcements, since he had so blatantly disobeyed orders, but in the event they were not even able to.

13 years later, after the railway was built, Kitchener moved an army up and slaughtered thousands of arab cavalry, with machine guns, at Omdurman; purely as an act of vengeance. Which the Sudanese are still not happy about- and Osama bin Laden spent a lot of time in the Sudan. Echoes today.

Not a shining chapter in British history, and almost the last hurrah of the British Empire.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 12:04 pm
smorgs wrote:
That sounds scary, steevie.

Glad you're okay.

Were you pissed?

x
thanks for your concern smorghshous

pissed on and pissed off but not actually pissed.

Hope you're coping ok with you having breasts an all.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 12:25 pm
I'm used to them...

Hardly notice them at all now!

Nice to see spendeauxballet being corrected by Muckty, isn't it?

He'll have a hissy/spendy fit when he gets on later.

Hold your dominion Mucks, you're made in Scotland from girrrrrderrrs.

x
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 12:34 pm
smorgs wrote:
Oi! You cork-hatted hypocrite! x
Ms Smorgs has a certain attitude! Beware antipodeans with hats.


I was nearly bounced off my bicycle today by a dog called Dougie. He was only being friendly, but wanted to ride either me or the bike or get in the pannier. He's one of those dulux dogs, about 9 months old. He was taking a friend of mine for a drag down the road when I thought I better stop and say hello. I left them, Dougie firmly in out-of-control mode, my friend determined to be seen as winning.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 12:37 pm
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Remembered as a hero

Joy's portrayal of Gordon's deathThe manner of his death is uncertain but it was romanticised in a popular painting by George William Joy - General Gordon's Last Stand (1885, currently in the Leeds City Art Gallery) - and again in the film Khartoum (1966) with Charlton Heston as Gordon.

Gordon's School[2] in West End, Surrey near Woking was dedicated to his memory. Gordon was supposedly Queen Victoria's favourite general, hence the fact that the school was commissioned by Queen Victoria.

Gordon's memory (as well as his work in supervising the town's riverside fortifications) is commemorated in Gravesend; the embankment of the Riverside Leisure Area is known as the Gordon Promenade, while Khartoum Place lies just to the south. In the town centre of his birthplace of Woolwich, is General Gordon Square.

In 1888 a statue of Gordon by Hamo Thornycroft was erected in Trafalgar Square, London, removed in 1943 and in 1953 moved to the Victoria Embankment. An identical statue by Thornycroft is located in Gordon Reserve near Parliament House in Melbourne, Australia (a statue of his relative, Adam Lindsay Gordon, lies in the same reserve). Funded by donations from 100,000 citizens, it was unveiled in 1889.

The Corps of Royal Engineers, Gordon's own Corps, commissioned a statue of Gordon on a camel. It was exhibited at the Royal Academy in 1890 and then erected in Brompton Barracks, Chatham, the home of the Royal School of Military Engineering, where it still stands. Much later a second casting was made and installed at Khartoum. This is the figure which now stands at the Gordon School. The Royal Engineers Museum adjoining the Barracks has many artefacts relating to Gordon including personal possessions. There are also memorials to Gordon in the nearby Rochester Cathedral.

In addition to the above memorials, an imposing statue of General Gordon (looking suspiciously like Charlton Heston) can be found in Aberdeen outside the main gates of The Robert Gordon University.

A rather fine stained-glass portrait is to be found on the main stairs of the Booloominbah building at the University of New England, in Armidale, New South Wales, Australia.

The Fairey Gordon Bomber, designed to act as part of the RAF's colonial 'aerial police force' in the Imperial territories that he helped conquer (India and North Africa), was named in his honour.

The City of Geelong, Victoria, Australia created a memorial in the form of the Gordon Technical College, which was later renamed the Gordon Institute of Technology. Part of the Institute continues under the name Gordon Institute of TAFE and the remainder was amalgamated with the Geelong State College to become Deakin University.

The suburbs of Gordon in northern Sydney and Gordon Park in northern Brisbane were named after General Gordon. An elementary school in Vancouver, British Columbia, is named after General Gordon. Gordon Memorial College is a school in Khartoum. A grammar school in Medway, Kent, England, called Sir Joseph Williamson's Mathematical School, has a house named in honour of Charles George Gordon, called Gordon.

In Gloucester there is rugby union league called Gordon League which was formed in 1888 by Agnes Jane Waddy. The club plays in Western Counties North. The Gordon League Fishing Club uses the rugby club as it home. Members fish on the nearby Gloucester to Sharpness Canal and in national competitions. Gordon's Boys' Clubs were organised after General Gordon's death and the Gloucester Gordon League may be the last remaining example.


I'll stick with the record. A short film made by a bunch of Tristrams with an axe to grind means nothing to me.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 12:38 pm
smorgs wrote:

Nice to see spendeauxballet being corrected by Muckty, isn't it?
x
yes Smile
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 12:46 pm
Where was that? I never noticed.
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 01:56 pm
spendius wrote:
Where was that? I never noticed.


You little cut & paster, you.

None of that paean of praise to the late General had anything about his action in Khartoum, only that he died there.
I think we can agree on that.
Don't forget the victors get to write the history books. Sudanese opinion about those times varies greatly from the British version.

Don't forget we like to cite Dunkirk as some kind of victory, which it certainly was not.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 02:06 pm
I'm off to repose again.

But before I go - lest I forget:

Happy birthday to you (you f@cker)
Happy birthday to you (you f@cker)
Happy biiiirthday dear spendious
Happy birthday to you (you f@cker)

...and many mooooore {with jazz hands}

Are you expecting a new flat cap?

x
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 02:09 pm
Hey who knew?

Happy birthday Spendy, you miserable git.
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smorgs
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 02:13 pm
Just been reading your post about Haworth, spendicant...

I love that place and visited many times. The Black Bull is a nasty pub now with terrible food, shame.

Wonder if we visited on the same day?

x
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Mathos
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 02:56 pm
The only decent thing EVER to come out of Yorkshire was a road.


Don't flatter the bloody oink Mrs Smorgsi.


I'd a bloody good bike ride today, very windy though, didn't care for pedalling against some of those strong gusts at times.

Good work out in the gym and a nice pub snack in the late afternoon.

My time passes quickly.
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spendius
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 03:21 pm
Mac-

I was simply pointing out that you can't judge people from another time and place about which you know nothing.

History is about the actions of people and the times they were acting in went past like our days do. The first thing you need to get anywhere near history is some understanding of the human psyche and the extent to which it has transcended our animal nature. You assume your's has in your armchair, which is easy to do

Dunkirk was about thousands of men struggling with the elements in difficult conditions for their very lives which they could easily have saved by surrendering. Each one in his own space and each one thinking this might be his last day on earth. Cold, wet, hungry, frightened, hopes raised, hopes dashed, vivid memeories. You don't just caricature a thing like that in a few words.

In a way they were each in the same position as Spendius when he escaped from the slave compound (the escalatum I think Flaubert called it). He knew his only way home was through the enemy lines.

Books like that plug you into the depths. Harry Potter books plug you into JK's psyche.

Did you see Shooting The Past? What fundamental difference is there between a photograph archive and the fossil record?
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McTag
 
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Reply Sat 10 Nov, 2007 03:25 pm
What happened to me? I'll tell you.

I went out quite eagerly to hear a band at my local music boozer and found out that the band I wanted to hear were on last night. I went on the wrong night.

Yes, I made a mistake. And you thought that was impossible, didn't you.
I was looking forward to them too, I've seen them before.

Never mind, it only cost me a bottle of lager.

Some knuckle-dragging heavy metal outfit were setting up, so I beat a hasty retreat.
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