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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
spendius
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 11:30 am
Indeed you may.

Flaubert said that he would rather be thrown into the Seine with a millstone round his neck than be a father and he was no mug.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 01:26 pm
The Seine is a lot cleaner now.
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 01:29 pm
Flaubert was in-Seine, geddit?
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 01:38 pm
You guys are getting witty?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 01:39 pm
and it wont be long before les jeune filles will be stripping off on paris plage

Its time we put some sand by the manchester ship canal. Should be easy enough with all the dredging in the Mersey estuary.
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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 01:46 pm
Do that and maybe I will visit...
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 01:52 pm
they are already doing it...amazingly

http://www.merseyferries.co.uk/manchester-scc/index.aspx
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 02:06 pm
Swimming lessons commence on August 2nd 2007.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 02:17 pm
Mathos wrote:
Swimming lessons commence on August 2nd 2007.
Is your trident bent Mathos?

Anyhooo what odds now in the city of my birth for a mufc treble?
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 03:18 pm
Actually, I'm quite surprised Francis didn't correct my bad mistake. The Great Man actually said that he would rather throw himself into the Seine with a millstone round his neck. Which is a long way, and much more emphatic, than what I shamefully said he had said. I remembered in the bath. Like when you're half way up the motorway and the chain-saw says she doesn't remember turning the gas jet off on the big burner.

Philip Larkin expressed a mild "hear, hear" in better times.

* I should think about 7-1. Maybe 6.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 03:36 pm
spendius wrote:
...the chain-saw says ...
Laughing thanks

I will put a bet on tomorrow. Sheffield Utd to beat Manchester Utd.
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 16 Apr, 2007 05:55 pm
I will refrain from that myself. If I was of such a mind I would back Chelsea at 5/2 for the Premiership. If the "Reds" are beat by SU they'll get the colliewobblies and those professionals at Stamford Bridge are ruthless.
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Francis
 
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Reply Tue 17 Apr, 2007 12:31 am
spendius wrote:
Actually, I'm quite surprised Francis didn't correct my bad mistake.


Well, Francis himself is busy enough with his own mistakes to think of correcting such mild misquotations.

On the other hand I do not feel inclined to become corrector in chief of the British Thread...
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dadpad
 
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Reply Tue 17 Apr, 2007 12:54 am
Dont mind me, I'm just following francis around.
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McTag
 
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Reply Tue 17 Apr, 2007 01:03 am
Eyoop, what's this 'ere?
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Francis
 
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Reply Tue 17 Apr, 2007 01:09 am
DP - is that the last fashionable thing to do in OZ? (Posting with my photo).
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 17 Apr, 2007 01:36 am
Ear 'ere?
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The Pentacle Queen
 
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Reply Tue 17 Apr, 2007 01:52 am
Haha! shall we all change our avatars to francis's avatar?
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Clary
 
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Reply Tue 17 Apr, 2007 03:07 am
Why not?
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Francis
 
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Reply Tue 17 Apr, 2007 03:18 am
I'm surprised I'm so appealing that people would like to look like me...
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