OOOOooohhhh, I love butchers! They know their way round a carcass, Ask him to keep his stripey apron on.
Better tell him to 'shut up shop' then. He won't want to go back to Donny...
Bet you're nowt but a ten pound Pom!
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I was only teasing, DaddyP, I'm sure you have great credentials.
(Aussies are so touchy sometimes).
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If I can't get some marks out of UPVC, can I paint it with ordinary gloss paint, or do I need specail stuff?
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smorgs wrote:Forget to say Hiya to Stevie.
'Hiya Steve'
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Hiya smorgisimus
you got in first witht he Precilla White thingy
dont be too hard on dp or mp, they are australians
we dont gloat do we
EXCEPT WHEN WE STUFF THE WALLABIES
smorgs wrote:then the 169 bus to Princess Parkway, then a 41 to my gaff...
I'm focussing in on you Ms S reckon you are in 1/4 mile radius now.
Those new flats on Palatine Road where the Mobile garage used to be?
Getting warmer...
Those new flats are horrible!
AND I remember when it near enough flooded there.
What about me paint job?
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smorgs wrote:Getting warmer...
Those new flats are horrible!
AND I remember when it near enough flooded there.
What about me paint job?
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I think your nails and toes are excellent. Perhaps a little too much glitter over the eyes...but then you are smorgs.
Just leave the marks. They are harmless. Anyone who thinks they lower your esteem isn't worth knowing.
Anyone Who Had a Fart.
I've Been Donged Before.
She's absolutely terrible. She's toe-curlingly embarrassing.
Anyone Who Had A Fart? Burt Backerupt
Hey I've been terribly windy since having my Hobgoblin Ale and full English with toast. It's been awful, trust me.
I agree!
Cilla is ****.
(sorry, Cilla, luv - but you've gorra lorra, lorra money, so it's alright)
I do a top (even if I say so myself) Cilla impression, when pissed. I've got one of those horrible changey-key voices, you know, that whispery to harshness thing...
Step inside luv
Let me show you the way
Where the kerrs of the day
Will be carried away
By the smile on my face
suspendedanimation, when I first read your post, I thought you meant the marks from shitting myself when Mumpad said she was going to get me...(tee hee)
Or did ya?
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Bet y'all watching the rugby.
Stuff 'n' nonsense I say.
I'll play by myself then.
Oh you are a mucky kid
Dirty as a dustbin lid
If he hear's the things you did
You'll geeerra belt from yer Daa.I thank you!
Bet you thought Cilla was in the room, din't ya?
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smorgsie-
I don't at all mind the way you present your image to the world but I would respectfully ask you to play down the fact that you are a Civil Servant.
I think our friends from overseas might easily gain an impression of our system of governance which I hardly think is congruent with our having a seat on the Security Council at the UN.
yes we are watching the rugby allez les bleus et stuff les wallabies and les kiwis (thought that was boot polish)
anyway they can share a flight home
WHAT AN AMAZING AFTERNOON OF SPORT???
who wooda thunk utd would trounce les wignoneiuos?
and if Cilla had boney eyebrows I dont care.
Now boxing, blood and adrenoline Amir Khan can.
ok that enuff big bike ride tomorrow early night
(**%@T@^)......rugby.
2!##@^$@^$%&^$%$^&..... Wilkinson.
I'm up for having a raffle for Prime Minister.
It couldn't possibly throw up anything worse than this silly unelected diddico number crunching scottish jelly baby we have got ourselves lumbered with.
And £10 quid a ticket would raise at least £500. And that's just from those who entered their Barbie doll.
I would hope that Mt Gordon Brown didn't win though as he would be sure to enter as he does so want to be Prime Minister. He really, really does.
Let's hear it for our Australian and New Zealander guests. They tried their hardest, and that's what it's all about.
Well played, chaps.
