I would introduce a 60/60/60 law regulating motor vehicles. That is if the vehicle is not capable of 60 mpg, (at 60 mph) it should be speed limited to 60 mph. That way we save fuel save deaths save the planet and all live long and happy lives.
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smorgs
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Tue 25 Sep, 2007 10:39 am
I agree!
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Steve 41oo
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Tue 25 Sep, 2007 10:40 am
smorgs wrote:
Funny that... there were plenty when I lived there.
you get more intriguing by the day. Can you speak Farsi and knit a carpet?
at the same time?
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smorgs
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Tue 25 Sep, 2007 10:46 am
Of course, where have you been since 2004?
Everyone knows that.
Btw, homosexual in Farsi is Cooni.
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Steve 41oo
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Tue 25 Sep, 2007 10:50 am
Well I didnt particularly want to know that...but I'm sure I'll find a use for it. Still in shock with image of her smorgshiousness flying her carpet and jabbering in Persian.
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Francis
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Tue 25 Sep, 2007 10:52 am
Ahmaninedjad says there's no such thing (coonies) in Iran...
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smorgs
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Tue 25 Sep, 2007 10:53 am
Ehsteve wrote:
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Still in shock with image of her smorgshiousness flying her carpet and jabbering in Persian.
...and I'm wearing the chador!
Complete with fag burns from trying to smoke whilst in purdah.
I kid you not.
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Steve 41oo
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Tue 25 Sep, 2007 10:59 am
fascinating
would have replied earlier but had to check on meaning of couple of words.
specifically fag burns
relieved it had nothing to do with homosexual practices with chadors in purdah.
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spendius
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Tue 25 Sep, 2007 11:32 am
I think Steve should be made Minister of Transport. He seems well capable of facing the motor manufactures and allied trades down and seeing them off.
I think I'll write to Mr Brown to inform him of this unexploited talent we have in our midst.
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Dorothy Parker
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Tue 25 Sep, 2007 11:35 am
Had to wee in the bath last night. HUGE eh-spider in the loo and nobody to rescue me.
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smorgs
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Tue 25 Sep, 2007 12:28 pm
Poor you!
Must have been eh-shock!
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Dorothy Parker
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Tue 25 Sep, 2007 12:40 pm
I was very eh-scared.
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smorgs
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Tue 25 Sep, 2007 12:41 pm
I would have been eh-screaming!
Had you already eh-started your descent?
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Dorothy Parker
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Tue 25 Sep, 2007 12:43 pm
No. I always do a good eh-scan before i pull me knicks down.
