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THE BRITISH THREAD II

 
 
Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 02:04 am
Walter you shoulnt post pictures of your house, you will have strange people from the British II thread wanting to visit.

Did Khun Sa ask you to bring back anything from Burma Mathos?
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 09:46 am
sustenance wrote:

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recherche


You can't have a 'recherche' sense of humour, you nutter!


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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 09:48 am
Boys...

Just that - Boys...

So glad I haven't got a penis.

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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 09:59 am
I'm so glad too, Sarah! (that you didn't get a penis, it is) Very Happy ...

(When I see what's going on on the other side of the pond, I'm glad I didn't get a vagina too...)


Are you "fair swooning away with fantasies of Mathos slinging you across the back of his steed?"
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 11:16 am
I'm glad if you're glad, Francis (that you do not have a vagina).

Though they do have their advantages...

Dreaming of Mathos?

Not a bit of it, Francis! Ray Mears is my kind of man.

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Francis
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 11:35 am
You mean this guy here?


http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rsl/lowres/rsln7l.jpg
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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 11:44 am
IPOD?

Bloody IPOD!

No way, Ray would never do that...

More likely to invite you round to his glade for a candle-lit witchity grub dinner. After fashioning a table and chairs out of Ash (less splinters on the botty), complete with check tablecloth weaved from two different coloured papyri, with willow platters and utensils made from flint and bolsa. And I'm not even going to mention the things he can do with iron pyrites...

Ray Mears...swoooooooooooon.

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smorgs
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 11:46 am
No offence, Maythos btw.

I'm much too high maintenance for you...

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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 12:01 pm
"Recherche" means - studied elegance, choice, exquisite, exclusive, careful, rare.

My sense of humour is along those lines. That's why it goes mainly unappreciated.

We had a good laugh in the pub last night about how vaginas behave when studied carefully and disinterestedly. In fact that is the usual subject of conversation. It never seems to wear out.

I have asked who Ray Mears is and it seems he makes TV programmes in large greenhouses and hotel gardens where the quickness of the hand deceives the eye.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 01:25 pm
spendius wrote:

We had a good laugh in the pub last night about how vaginas behave when studied carefully and disinterestedly. In fact that is the usual subject of conversation.


and

spendius wrote:
I frequently expose myself to the blowtorch of advanced thinking


makes me feel almost sane
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 01:47 pm
Life is strange at times!

A good friend of mine {A Jock by the way} who lives and works in the border areas phoned me around lunchtime today. We had quite a good natter until he faded out, it happens a lot when phoning from that area.

He gave me some good updates!

I'm busy this evening,I was going to let you have some information on the history attached to these hilltribe people the Karen in particular, but I will do a bit of a write up over the next few days.

Spendi should enjoy that!

Steve

K S he gave me some good advice mate. We drank a bottle of whisky between us that night and a few Singha beers. Had a damned good meal too. Maybe I'll enlighten you sometime.

Smorgsi...

The rank is but the guinea's stamp
The man himself the gold! :wink:

Steve can probably finish that off for you if he's of a mind to.

Spendius couldn't!
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 01:49 pm
interesting afternoon

witnessed two boys running away

from mugging my neighbour

other people saw something

police were called

2 boys arrested

(must go have some teenagers to kill)


ps my neighbour is actually the son of my neighbours who has severe learning difficulties. He was walking to college when he was jumped (by the two boys I am just off to kill) punched in the face and his bag mobile and cash stolen. OK got some justice to administer.


Damn they're locked up just now. But just wait till they're out. I'll get them some SERIOUS social worker talking to.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 01:57 pm
Mathos wrote:
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Steve

K S he gave me some good advice mate. We drank a bottle of whisky between us that night and a few Singha beers. Had a damned good meal too. Maybe I'll enlighten you sometime.


delighted to learn more sometime old boy

how's the bicycling injury? And the good people of Bretherton, are they functioning again?

I've joined the CTC, no idea what it is but it cost me £34...thoroughly recommend it.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 02:13 pm
ok they're dead

twisted their little heads till they stopped sqealing, and one came off! Police said I can make a claim for the dry cleaning.

Meanwhile

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Up to 11 tornadoes struck the UK today, ripping off roofs and flattening trees as widespread heavy rain led to long delays for rail commuters.

Residents reported hearing howling winds hurl debris across streets this morning. However, time that many of the storms struck - just after dawn - meant most people were at home and no injuries were reported.

Twisters were reported in Farnborough, Luton, Nuneaton, Breaston, in Derbyshire, and Eye, in Cambridgeshire.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 02:13 pm
The Princess Royal has been around here today. (Not only at our local airport.)

http://i24.tinypic.com/5x1y07.jpg

Didn't call me, though.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 02:19 pm
that looks like a BAE 146, Walter.

the Princess Royal looks like this [picture of princess Anne]

so what was she doing in Nord Rhine Westfalen?

Was it to give you some award for services to tourism?
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 02:31 pm
Steve wrote-

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makes me feel almost sane


It is a bit fierce Steve.

It's a sociological accident actually. I just happened, due to forces beyond my control, to have hung-out with a lot of experienced men and when they were being garrulous and witty. I started my campaign at 18 being told by such men, one or two elderly and very well educated ones too, never to stay in to such an extreme that you sit in the park till the pubs close if you have no money and have to act pissed when you get home and to keep a secret bank account. In Ireland for preference. Like Maverick used to keep a $1,000 bill pinned up his sleeve.

If ever you think you know what a woman is up to slap your forehead with your hand. That's the point of greatest danger. Obviously all the ladies will say I'm barmy. They would wouldn't they on the "never smarten up a chump" principle.

Vic, one of my mates, has been recently cleaned out. And he had been married 35 years. She said she wanted to "LIVE!!!!!!" before it was too late. I should write a book about Vic. He's a suburban Dom Quixote. Another got out after fifteen years with £10 grand and nowhere to live. I get derison because I haven't had a by-pass.

The Mona Lisa looks at you with benign pity. And that Olympia!!!!

Anyway-- it's unfair to criticise my batsqueaks when they have the whole media made over (Except VIZ). Mathos protests with every fibre of his being against it.

I find it a fair match. They might have only one shot in their locker but it's a bunker-buster and no mishtake. (RIP). Look how often smorgsi alludes to it.
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 02:42 pm
Steve 41oo wrote:
that looks like a BAE 146, Walter.

the Princess Royal looks like this [picture of princess Anne]

so what was she doing in Nord Rhine Westfalen?

Was it to give you some award for services to tourism?

She visited her regiment ... you won't guess it ... stationed in the Princess Royal Barracks, honoured some dozen servicemen of her regiments (Logistic Support Regiments, Armoured Division Signal Regiment) and signed two "golden" guest books (Gütersloh and Harsewinkel).

And it is a BAE 146. (HMS Britannica could come up here.)(And is off-duty, I believe.)
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 02:46 pm
spendius wrote:
Steve wrote-

Quote:
makes me feel almost sane


It is a bit fierce Steve.

It's a sociological accident actually. I just happened, due to forces beyond my control, to have hung-out with a lot of experienced men and when they were being garrulous and witty. I started my campaign at 18 being told by such men, one or two elderly and very well educated ones too, never to stay in to such an extreme that you sit in the park till the pubs close if you have no money and have to act pissed when you get home and to keep a secret bank account. In Ireland for preference. Like Maverick used to keep a $1,000 bill pinned up his sleeve.

If ever you think you know what a woman is up to slap your forehead with your hand. That's the point of greatest danger. Obviously all the ladies will say I'm barmy. They would wouldn't they on the "never smarten up a chump" principle.

Vic, one of my mates, has been recently cleaned out. And he had been married 35 years. She said she wanted to "LIVE!!!!!!" before it was too late. I should write a book about Vic. He's a suburban Dom Quixote. Another got out after fifteen years with £10 grand and nowhere to live. I get derison because I haven't had a by-pass.

The Mona Lisa looks at you with benign pity. And that Olympia!!!!

Anyway-- it's unfair to criticise my batsqueaks when they have the whole media made over (Except VIZ). Mathos protests with every fibre of his being against it.

I find it a fair match. They might have only one shot in their locker but it's a bunker-buster and no mishtake. (RIP). Look how often smorgsi alludes to it.
yes my dear spendipants now what the **** are you on about? Or indeed just on- besides John Smiths smooth?
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 24 Sep, 2007 03:35 pm
What are you on about. If you came in the pub talking about the tornadoes at this time of night I would fall sideways like a gatepost and hit the carpet snoring.

It was simple enough. I even gave example from the very wide range I had to choose from. Mild examples.

On your incident you might try to remember that society is a melting pot. If you put the ingredients into a large jam-pan and heat it after a while you'll see bubbles popping on the surface. Your incident is one of them. It was just your turn. The way to stop the bubbles is to turn the heat down not blame the bubbles. Andy Warhol referred to the incident when Ms Solanis pumped six lumps of lead into him, which was probable what did for him, from 3 feet as an "accident". But he was an artist and they tell the truth. They don't go riding around on the Daily Mail Special.

Don't you think turning the heat down might be the best place to start. And you've been voting to turn the heat up all your life. What your faked rage shows is that you want the many benefits of the heat up 3% a year, more if poss, but not to take your turn with the bubbles which inevitably rise to the surface. That's a bit iffy intellectually.

And think of all the jobs there are dealing with the bubbles. What would they all do with no bubbles to work on. You could start with the plumbers who put the court toilets in and work up branching off anywhere you like. And think of all the wages that army of bubble strokers spend in the shops and housing market.

Simple solutions are for simple people. If those lads are nicked some copper will be bringing them cocoa and toasted cheese butties right now. And their lawyers will be coming tomorrow, in taxis probably.

If I belonged to the party that wanted 3% growth I would accept my turn with my bubble with equanimity and poise and in thinking that when they get some proper guidance, which is what they might be searching for, what with Sir Elton as a role model, they might be in Iraq in a fairly short time. The Station Sergeant might be the man to talk to them. Not some girl who has read Eyesenk and Freud and whatnot and has got a diploma and is only in it to provide funds for a spendaholic problem.

Stiff upper lip old chap.
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