THE BRITISH THREAD II

Absolutely, United deserved more. If that dratted shot had not cannoned off Vidic's arse, and Tevez had not missed a couple of sitters, Utd would not have come away with NULL POINTS.

That's what's so good about it.

indeed. The beautiful game.

we had a great time in Germany...and you?

I collided with coke can and fell off my bike yesterday. Feeling sore point.

We had a great time in Germany too, and I injured my leg playing about on a monument and had to go to hospital.....not noticeably better than the NHS I have to say.

We will have to stop enjoying ourselves so much. I wasn't even slightly tipsy either. No excuses.

Don't make me drop a cup size...

Enough with the football already, boys.

Let's talk COSMOS!

Did you see it (The Beginners Guide)?

I can't comprehend it at all, why does thinking about the universe make your brain go funny? How can they capture the light from the big bang? Why are we here? When will it end? Why is the universe expanding? Who am I?

I'm going to have to leaf through Chat/Bella/Best/Heat/Hello magazines to get my brain into some kind of order...

Only celebrity cellulite and mascara will do that.

And me with no bathroom facilities! And they have put down this flimsy cellophane stuff to protect the carpets, it's making me feel like Grasshopper in Kung Fu, you know the one - where he has to walk to the end of the rice paper without leaving footsteps. And then I go into the kitchen and lift a boiling cauldron of mash potato with my forearms, leaving the words TEFAL forever, to show I am a Domestic Shoalin Priestess.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah

He's been to Germany, You've been to Germany, you've both managed to bugger up your legs in freak accidents...

Can we talk COSMOS now?

Or that great TV series Kung Fu?

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I see my last two posts were accompanied by the sound of wind whistling through a Northern underpass, and sage brush rolling across the screen!

HELLoooooo?

I've got a webcam...

I'm naked....

(don't let that put you off)

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The crap you have to write to reach veteran staus, eh, spendice?

May as well carry on just being cheeky to you...

x

(fights way through tumbleweed)

I was watching Kate Silverton paddling her canoe and she's mad.

I'm sorry Madame. I have been rather busy.

The philosophical questions you ask are reported to have been put to Bertrand Russell by a London taxi-driver who was transporting him, at public expense, to one or other of the strutting ceremonies the type is seemingly addicted to, and he had no answers either. Which means, of course, that you must be a philosopher yourself and, as such, entitled to all the privileges of that eminent occupation.

I slightly know a young ex-astrophysicist who freaked out after looking through a telescope one dark night up on top of a remote mountain after 3 joints of Mexican Gold. He is absolutely useless at Karaoke though which is a shame because it's the only thing he's interested in. He often giggles spontaneously.

They capture the light from the BB by capturing some light and saying that it came from the BB. They make the assertion in the midst of the sort of prose only they can understand and there are some people who once wiped their bottom on a page of Scientific American who are convinced.

We are here to have a good time.

It will end too soon.

The universe is expanding because it has to move one way or other. It contracts sometimes but you needn't bother your pretty little head about that happening.

You are smogsie which is a label for a pretty bag of pink chubby the exterior of which nicer than the interior.

I'm off t'ut pub.

Do you not realise Smorgsy that you are all there is! Nothing else exists. Everything else is just a figment of your imagination, including this post, which your imagination created as a double bluff to stop you realising the truth.

Because the truth is you must be very troubled to have imagined some of the posts on this thread.

Especially this one!

Wow...

Did I?

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It's so bright this morning that I didn't need to open the curtains.
It would only make my headache worse, too.
Pretty bag of pink chubby, eh?
I can't decide whether that's fighting talk or not.
Anyway it's not me. No-one ever called me pretty.
I didn't see the Cosmos programme but I thought the Atom programmes recently on BBC4 were tremendous.
Thet seem to be a bit like buses don't they, these programmes? None for a while, then two or three come along at once.
Certainly we've not been short of similar/cloned almost, programmes on India and partition lately.

I'm going to Italy next month, on the train.

So did you finish the crossword? What were the solutions?

The port was Newhaven, unyielding was Inclastic!!!

How do you go to Italy on a train?

Please tell me all the details, including cost (if you don't mind). Who are you going with? Where are you staying? Meeting up with any A2K'ers?

Not sure about the pink chubby bit meself.

I've no bog! Just had to go to Tesco for a wee. Not had a bath for two days, meaning I won't be as fragrant as Mary Archer.

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It's 12.11 and I'm still bogless!

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I hope your Tesco is 24hr

I've some kind of proof that he even watched it live ... only missing the first 4 mins :wink:

Such was my supposition.

But I couldn't resist trying to pull his leg, of course.

:wink:

YOU could e.g. do it tomorrow: