**** and double ****, I had an appointment at the doc's this morning which is passed now and I forgot about it until it was too late.
So now I'm put back till Thursday and I don't even want to see the doc, I want a referral to the physio.
Gosh I'm so fed up. I blame my wife who had tidied away my appointment card.
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smorgs
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 01:58 am
Oh, and thanks for listenin'
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McTag
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 02:01 am
smorgs wrote:
Oh, and thanks for listenin'
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I'm listening, Smorgie. In fact if I wasn't listening so much I might have remembered my appointment sooner.
Anyway, good news about the conker and the track suit bottoms.
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 02:06 am
I pity you MacT...
Now you are going to have to speak to The RECEPTIONIST (suitable menacing sound effect insert).
'spect you'll be flogged for that and struck from the books, no doubt. Forced to beg outside High Street chemists and seek pain relief from shady, back street physios'.
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McTag
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 02:37 am
You've met our receptionists before?
The all auditioned for the part or Rosa Klebb in the last Bond movie, but were rejected because they were too scary.
You don't really want to meet them on a Monday morning.
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smorgs
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 02:39 am
And as for the wife...
I'd hire a hitperson if I were you.
Women, Eh?
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McTag
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 02:40 am
She got a suitable flea in her ear, I can tell you.....forgetting my appointment like that.
Okay how many are you up to now?? ?? ??
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smorgs
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 02:44 am
You're Scottish, you do the math.
I'm only good for adding up pints, throw a scooner of sherry in and I'm flumoxed.
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spendius
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 05:03 am
Go play the word association game with Dutch. You'll soon be a veteran after that.
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smorgs
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 06:45 am
Oh, hark the veteran with 2455 posts!
You can't tell me they were all quality.
Don't be so sarky.
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Coolwhip
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 06:57 am
You missed a digit.
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smorgs
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 07:08 am
...and don't you be sarky either!
Although sarcasm is a prerequisite on the BT.
Besides, I thought a digit was a finger.
I'm only human.
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smorgs
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 07:11 am
AND I've still got 4072 more than you CW (young upstart).
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Coolwhip
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 07:16 am
smorgs wrote:
Besides, I thought a digit was a finger.
You're supposed to be the British one I guess, but a digit is a number...
But you can just ignore me, I'm merely an 'enthusiast'.
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Coolwhip
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 07:19 am
Or maybe you're short a digit, thats why you missed the digit when you wrote it.
Ha -eh...
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smorgs
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 07:22 am
Last time I looked, I had the right number of everything...
I'm stuck on the crossword:
Port in East Sussex - 8 letters.
Unyielding - 9 letters.
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McTag
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 07:27 am
How come you've got time to do crossword puzzles? I thought you had to make tea and biscuit for the plumbers?
immovable? Hastings?
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smorgs
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Mon 20 Aug, 2007 07:55 am
It's all math, Muckty...
trackies = z
relax T-shirt = y
y + z = mooching.
How come all tradespeople have two sugars in their tea - and cast iron bladders?
