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Man Attacked with Sword While Watching Porn

 
 
nimh
 
Reply Fri 23 Feb, 2007 08:21 pm
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Man Attacked with Sword While Watching Porn

OCONOMOWOC - An Oconomowoc man heard a neighbor watching an adult film, but mistakenly thought a woman was being raped.

Bret Stieghorst was watching an adult movie with the volume up loud. His downstairs neighbor, James Van Iveren, heard a woman screaming in the movie, but thought a woman was actually being attacked. Instead of calling police, he took matters into his own hands, ran up the stairs and broke down the door, all while brandishing a three-foot long military-style sword.

"He comes in with this three-foot long sword and starts pointing it at me, and going, 'Where is she?'" Stieghorst said.

Van Iveren continued to point the sword at Stieghorst while he searched the apartment to make sure no woman was being held against her will. When Van Iveren did not find anyone else in the apartment, he left.

Van Iveren was charged with criminal trespass while using a dangerous weapon, criminal damage to property while using a dangerous weapon and disorderly conduct while using a dangerous weapon, misdemeanors which carry a maximum total penalty of 33 months in jail.

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Bret Stieghorst

"The fact that he was at least trying to do something good, that's at least good," Stieghorst said.

Neighbors agree.

"I would be happy if someone tried to save me," Kandy Kimball said. "I think he's a good guy. I feel bad for him." [..]

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James Van Iveren

"It was a woman screaming," Van Iveren said of the Feb. 12 incident. "She was screaming for help."

He grabbed the sword, a family heirloom, bounded up the stairs to the other apartment, kicked in the door and confronted Stieghorst.

"I intended to hold it behind my back and knock. But I froze and instead, what happened happened," Van Iveren said. "Now I feel stupid. This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

Van Iveren said that he does not have a telephone, so he could not call police when he heard the calls for help. He said he barely knew Stieghorst.

"It had nothing to do with him," he said. "I didn't even know if he was there. It was the woman. I thought there was a woman."

[..] Van Iveren insisted that he never threatened the neighbor with the sword.

"I had the sword extended. But that was all," he said.

Van Iveren will appear in court March 5. Stieghorst said the incident will not deter him from watching pornography, but he'll have to alter his viewing habits.

"I'm just going to watch it with the sound down, or I'll buy myself some decent headphones," he said.

This story was all the rage today/yesterday..

At TNR, a poster commented:

    "The best line in the story... : [i]I had the sword extended. But that was all," he said. [/i]"
An AP version of the story posted in a Flickr group also noted that "Van Iveren, who lives with his mother in the downstairs apartment", at which someone cruelly noted:

    "A 39 year old man who lives with his mother and owns a sword..... he doesn't know sex from rape because he is a VIRGIN"
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 23 Feb, 2007 08:26 pm
I saw that story. I guess the guy had noble intentions.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 23 Feb, 2007 08:44 pm
Shocked





















Laughing
oh jesus christ
Laughing Laughing
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 24 Feb, 2007 12:35 am
I thought it was fairly heroic. Not up there with the guy that covered a hand granade with his body, without knowing it was a dummy, but still. . . .
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 24 Feb, 2007 12:36 am
Interestingly, if you say the name of that town (OCONOMOWOC) three times, just as fast as you can, it starts sounding kind of silly.
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nimh
 
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Reply Sat 24 Feb, 2007 08:26 am
Just saying it once already sounds silly to me :wink:
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 24 Feb, 2007 08:53 am
Was oconbill involved in this. It sounds like something he'd be in
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NickFun
 
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Reply Sat 24 Feb, 2007 10:47 am
I hate when that happens.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sat 24 Feb, 2007 12:09 pm
is this the place to say I own a sword?
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roger
 
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Reply Sat 24 Feb, 2007 12:30 pm
You have a cat, shewolf. I'll trust you with a sword.
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