msolga wrote:Dick speaks:
"Australia and America share an affinity that reaches to our souls," he said. "Over time, that deep affinity has grown into a great alliance.
"The United States and Australia do not take each other for granted. This alliance is strong because we want it to be and because we work at it, and because we respect each other as equals."
"our souls?" 
That's disgusting!
Slimey little bugger!
What does he want?
http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,20867,21273633-601,00.html
probably wants to take your PM on a hunting trip....
I understand it's already planned, soz.
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I hear koala tastes like chicken.
Mistaken identity. Sorry, bear, I keep thinking you're soz with that avatar. I do it all the time.
Have platypus, will travel.
He's just here to bring bloody traffic chaos again this week. I was hearing on the radio this afternoon that traffic is at a standstill in the city again - and Cheney goons are making everyone nervous. And we've let them be armed! What the hell is the place coming to!
The two Queens were prettier! And the nude skiers more fun!
You've let them be armed? Are you serious?
Bloody hell !
Now that has suprised (and saddened) me.
margo wrote:He's just here to bring bloody traffic chaos again this week. I was hearing on the radio this afternoon that traffic is at a standstill in the city again - and Cheney goons are making everyone nervous. And we've let them be armed! What the hell is the place coming to!
The two Queens were prettier! And the nude skiers more fun!
Bloody Rumsfeld had a plethora of goons, too.
Don't worry Aussies, Cheney will soon be on his way to Zimbabwe to help his idol, President Robert G. Mugabe, celebrate his birthday:
After the cake cutting they are going to drive around and laugh at all the bankrupt bread bakeries and starving people. Good times for Dick.
Links to local artical
sydney morning herald
We got rid of sly stallone in a hurry recently we can do the same with this sleezbag.
Dick Cheney once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are Dick Cheney's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Dick Cheney is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Dick Cheney out. It failed miserably.
Contrary to popular belief, Dick Cheney, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Dick Cheney has 72... and they're all poisonous.
If you ask Dick Cheney what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Dick Cheney drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
When Dick Cheney sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Dick Cheney has not had to pay taxes, ever.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Dick Cheney's fist.
Dick Cheney invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Dick Cheney can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Dick Cheney allows to live.
What was going through the minds of all of Dick Cheney's victims before they died? His shoe.
Dick Cheney is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Police label anyone attacking Dick Cheney as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Dick Cheney doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Dick Cheney doesn't wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Dick Cheney and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Dick Cheney will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Someone once videotaped Dick Cheney getting ****ed off. It was called The Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
If you spell Dick Cheney in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Dick Cheney originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Cheney replied, "That's no glitch."
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Dick Cheney once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Dick Cheney played in second grade.
Dick Cheney once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Dick Cheney once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Dick Cheney re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Dick Cheney has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Someone once tried to tell Dick Cheney that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Dick Cheney once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Dick Cheney's warm-up exercises.
Dick Cheney is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Dick Cheney turned that wine into beer.
Dick Cheney can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Dick Cheney.
Dick Cheney discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Dick Cheney is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Dick Cheney roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Dick Cheney doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
The Dick Cheney military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Dick Cheney could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Dick Cheney could use to kill you, including the room itself.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Dick Cheney walks.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
When Dick Cheney goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Dick Cheney has breathed on.
Dick Cheney once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Dick Cheney won by 5.
Dick Cheney was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
Dick Cheney sheds his skin twice a year.
msolga wrote:Slimey little bugger!
What does he want?
probably looking for a place to hide in another couple of years
i assume Australia won't be it, he'll be looking for someplace with no extradition treaty with the US
DAdPad, is that a major newspaper? Why don't our journalists write articles like that?
