Toilet seats and chicks...

Sento il calore della tesora que tiene sotto del tuo vestito, dolce...

HA!

That's what you think, I'm not wearing any.

Sto ridendo mentre rotolava sul pavimento....

Ha! Stai ridendo ai miei tentativi alla seduzione, o ai miei tentativi a parlare italiano?


Chai...improvvisamente ho molto fame. Posso suchiare i tuoi cocomeri lisci e banchettare con il tuo "badunkadunk" per due o tre giorni?

Non sto ridendo ai nessuno dei tuoi tentativi (my ital grammar is packed); parlo del divertimento generale.

Oh Oh!!

It's a showdown!

Osso vs. Kicky Italiano style.

The grudge match.




There's no need to fight over me you two. You know I love you both.

I do not or don't know why I do that. I guess I am not very consistent that way. I did not or didn't notice it.

You have to tell, so far I understand you, the word olives, camera, ossobuco is packed and you are supposedly not wearing something.

Chai or ossobuco or even you kicky would have to tell me in English what you are saying in order for me to understand. I just spent over an hour trying to figure some of it out. I would find the individual words and their meaning but when put together it did not make any sense.

This should help -

http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr

Oh, I could just kiss you. Thank you. I did try though to figure it out.

I can't stand women like this or men like this for that matter either! Talk about her starting an argument over something that really is not worth arguing over. She is being petty and immature.

You could argue just as much that she should be grateful you raise the seat to make sure you do not pee on it.

If she finds it up she should just lower it, good gosh how hard is that! If you find it down then you should just raise it to pee.

Both men and women should leave it how they find it. If you find it down you should lower it if she finds it up she should put it back up. However, like I said for her to start an argument over it is petty and immature.

I agree the it being inconsiderate to men argument could be just as easily used by men when he finds the seat down and needs to pee. We do live in a society of you don't need to be considerate to men and if you use this logic you could argue women are being inconsiderate to men by not putting it back up.

Women falling down the toilet? I have not heard of one case of that happening yet.

You could just as easily argue a about some idiot woman that did not look before she sat down and that women should be ladies and put the seat back up in a man's house if they expect men to put it down. You are correct her answer is sexist. Also has nothing to do with being raised by wolfs. It is normal to leave it how you are most likely to need it and for men and women that is different.

For the person that made the comment about can't you men pee with the seat down and get it in the hole that is something that women can not understand unless they are a man and I don't mean that in a women are dumb way but you know how some things you actually have to be that gender to understand fully.

As an FYI, in the future you may want to check a thread's date stamp. This one ihas been inactive for 10 yrs.

I did not see it has been inactive for 10 years but it does not matter anyway. Can still comment on it if I want to. I just hate sexist people, not talking about you.

I enjoyed re-reading it.

Bad news: my italian has gotten worse.

Here's an idea. If it's too much trouble to put the seat down pee in the damn sink. It saves a lot of flushing water.

To be honest I think when you are at another person's house you should put it back however you find it when you walk in there. That is what I do and it is what not only men should do but also women.

However, if someone came to my house and did not put it how I normally have it I would not make a big deal out of it as masking a massive deal out of it is also immature.

Technically she nailed you to the wall, or should I say to the toilet ?
(You still made some nice points on the shizzy talk, but she beat you in the end)