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Toilet seats and chicks...

 
 
George
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 10:33 am
Linkat wrote:
Bohne wrote:
I like the cover down.
It just looks neater.

And your point of not wanting to touch the seat because her butt has been on it...
In that case you should not even put it up in the first place!


Ditto - it looks cleaner, neater. Why else would there be a cover? Also do you leave all your drawers open in your dresser? Since you will just be going in to take things out or put things in wouldn't it make more sense to leave these open. And the cabinets in the kitchen too for that matter.

...and the fly on your pants...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 10:46 am
<AHEM>............Lav Nav......
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Heeven
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 10:52 am
Red for danger, Green for go?


Oh, and love your parachute joke. I am doing a sky-dive in July. Will check chute very carefully.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 11:05 am
Hi Heev, how you diddlin'?

Sky dive, eh? You'll be needing a Lav Nav then, as you'll be in a bit of a hurry after you've done that, methinks.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 12:03 pm
patiodog wrote:
-- I say, I say, with my toothbrush in the room, I want the lid down before making a pissshitbacteriafungus spritzer.


precisely
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 12:31 pm
Heeven wrote:
Everyone, on using the toilet, should put the lid down before flushing. Then when the next person comes in to use it, they have to lift the lid and/or seat, whichever is their preference. Again, lid closed when flushing, and next person, lifts lid/seat .... and so on.

This way, there is no difference in whether a man or woman uses toilet last. Both have to lift lid to pee/poop, and no-one should get agitated.



Exactly heeven, if both sexes put both the seat and the cover down, each would be behaving equally.

ebrown....you don't think women are considerate of men Shocked Shocked

All those time we stay out of your hair while you have a grand old time watching your blow up movies?
Making sure you never run out of Cheetos, and remembering you like one brand of saltine crackers over another?

please....


It is so gross to go into a restroom and not only find the seat up, but dried up "contributions" of a man all lined up on the rim, like pretty little yellow gifts of sunshine.

As long as us inconsiderate women leave a container of lemon fresh clorox wipes for you to wipe up your weiner drips, it is that much more effort to drop the seat and lid.

Jerimiah, my man has been know to say "women have cornered the market on pu$$y" It's a lot easier for a guy to get some some loan if they put the seat down.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 12:50 pm
Chai wrote:


As long as us inconsiderate women leave a container of lemon fresh clorox wipes for you to wipe up your weiner drips, it is that much more effort to drop the seat and lid.


Shocked Weiner drips? I almost peed my pants. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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the prince
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 12:51 pm
Every man should have a urinal
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Chai
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 12:57 pm
Urinalot of trouble if you leave the seat up at my house.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 01:14 pm
I agree with Jeremiah that women are complete goofs when it comes to this. The seat should be up when you go in. How else will you be sure that the dirty filthy guy who was in there before you didn't piss all over the seat?

And another thing. Any man who sits down to pee is no longer a man and should take up knitting and deepthroating as soon as possible.
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George
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 01:27 pm
Chai wrote:
Urinalot of trouble if you leave the seat up at my house.

tiddy-boom!
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Linkat
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 01:29 pm
kickycan wrote:
I agree with Jeremiah that women are complete goofs when it comes to this. The seat should be up when you go in. How else will you be sure that the dirty filthy guy who was in there before you didn't piss all over the seat?

And another thing. Any man who sits down to pee is no longer a man and should take up knitting and deepthroating as soon as possible.


AKA revokes his man card.
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Heeven
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 02:04 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Hi Heev, how you diddlin'?

Sky dive, eh? You'll be needing a Lav Nav then, as you'll be in a bit of a hurry after you've done that, methinks.


I'm good. Although we shall wait and see if I'm saying the same thing after, eh? I fully intend to wear 'depends' in case I crap my pants.
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George
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 02:53 pm
Heeven wrote:
...I fully intend to wear 'depends' in case I crap my pants.

Have they come out with the Lisa Nowak autographed model yet?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 04:15 pm
Heeven wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Hi Heev, how you diddlin'?

Sky dive, eh? You'll be needing a Lav Nav then, as you'll be in a bit of a hurry after you've done that, methinks.


I'm good. Although we shall wait and see if I'm saying the same thing after, eh? I fully intend to wear 'depends' in case I crap my pants.


That is the sexiest thing I've heard all day. Tell me again why it is that we haven't hit the sheets yet?
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TTH
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 04:44 pm
ebrown_p wrote:
A simple question for GreenWitch and TryingToHelp.

What do you, as women, do to show your respect for men?


A simple answer is I agree with most everyone on here in one way or another except for Kickycan. Laughing Laughing Laughing

Kickycan I find your posts to be quite funny. I have yet to see one that did not make me laugh.

btw, anyone please feel free to just call me tth.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 04:50 pm
kickycan wrote:
Heeven wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Hi Heev, how you diddlin'?

Sky dive, eh? You'll be needing a Lav Nav then, as you'll be in a bit of a hurry after you've done that, methinks.


I'm good. Although we shall wait and see if I'm saying the same thing after, eh? I fully intend to wear 'depends' in case I crap my pants.


That is the sexiest thing I've heard all day. Tell me again why it is that we haven't hit the sheets yet?


Wow! I never realised that I turned you on so much, Mr K.

.......or were you referring to Heev's post?


<Ellpus limps away......confused, yet slightly aroused nonetheless>
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 04:57 pm
I found the main past thread on this subject..
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 04:57 pm
tryingtohelp wrote:


btw, anyone please feel free to just call me tth.


I once tried the old acronym/initials thingy with a newbie by the name of "TheresaInTheStates", but she reported me to the Mods for some reason.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 13 Feb, 2007 05:40 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Wow! I never realised that I turned you on so much, Mr K.

.......or were you referring to Heev's post?


<Ellpus>


Actually, I was talking to Heeven, but hey, why should we let a little thing like my sexual preferences ruin our fun? A Heeven sandwich it is! Quick, you go get your spatula collection, I'll get out the edible ointments and lotions, and we'll get this party started right!
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