kickycan wrote:tryingtohelp wrote:Kickycan I find your posts to be quite funny. I have yet to see one that did not make me laugh.
Thanks!
Oh you are so welcome. :wink:
Look Kicky....tth is waiting for you!
I've just soiled myself. I'm incompetant, inconsiderate, in....something.
Kicky, you will be needing rubber sheets, or a black garbage bag will suffice!
Chai wrote:Look Kicky....tth is waiting for you!
Now there is a thought. Kickycan does have a sense of sex appeal or something like it. As a matter of fact thinking about it he is often on top of me.
psst...
kicky...go for it!
whisper something in Italian in her ear. She'll go nutz.
You women who complain about getting up in the middle of the night to go, and end up sitting on the bowl because the seat was left up really aren't doing much to defend your intelligence.
Newsflash: men sit on the toilet when they take dumps. I have never heard of a guy accidentally sit on the toilet bowl when the seat was left up. Maybe it's the same part of the brain that keeps women being able to keep a straight line on the highway in their Volvos?
That being said, I think everyone should put the seat down before flushing. It's cleaner looking, and crap doesn't spray all over the rest of the bathroom.
Chai wrote:psst...
kicky...go for it!
whisper something in Italian in her ear. She'll go nutz.
Chai,
I don't think he knows Italian and some people already think I am a nut.
Love your black suit. I actually like clothes that are black. I think it is sexy.
Oh yeah I am in the toilet section.
tryingtohelp wrote:Chai wrote:psst...
kicky...go for it!
whisper something in Italian in her ear. She'll go nutz.
Chai,
I don't think he knows Italian and some people already think I am a nut.
Love your black suit. I actually like clothes that are black. I think it is sexy.
Oh yeah I am in the toilet section.
Of COURSE kicky knows Italian!
He's whispered many a seductive fantasy in my ear. And to other fair maidens here as well.
That might just be fun especially since I do not know Italian. I would not have a clue as to what he would be saying. Actually that would make it more fun for him than me.
I don't even wanna know...
She wasn't ordering pizza?
are we talking flush toilets?
Heeven wrote:George wrote:...hold the olives
That's disgusting!
Non e' disgustoso! Tiene le mie olive mentre lecco, carezzo e gioco con i tuoi meloni bei. Sono certo que lo godrai!
tryingtohelp wrote:That might just be fun especially since I do not know Italian. I would not have a clue as to what he would be saying. Actually that would make it more fun for him than me.
Tu sei un bel fiore. Posso portarlo alla mia camera da letto stasera?
OMG I am getting so hot.
tth - I notice you don't use contractions often. Are you like from I dream of Jeanie?
