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giant squid?

 
 
margo
 
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Reply Tue 9 Sep, 2003 02:50 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
The squid's name wasn't Henry, was it?


Gus - I just knew you'd find this post! Twisted Evil

No confirmed sighting of Henry then?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 9 Sep, 2003 03:14 pm
Took him a while though, didn't it? heehee
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Portal Star
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:13 pm
many giant squids have been found, but they've yet to find one alive. Supposedly, they live very deep.
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margo
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 09:17 pm
Portal Star wrote:
many giant squids have been found, but they've yet to find one alive. Supposedly, they live very deep.


There ya go, Gus m'boy!

You'll have to go deep or be deep or summat to find Henry!
Rolling Eyes
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 13 Sep, 2003 10:38 pm
Oh, as to that, I am sure Gus is capable of plumbing depths undreamed of by the ordinary mortal - we must but hope he waketh not the Kraken with his meddlings.....


LOL!
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patiodog
 
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Reply Sun 14 Sep, 2003 11:19 am
No good for calimari, those things. Full of ammonia. Helps them survive the depths.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2003 09:27 am
Oh my. Squid porn coming to a lab near you. This article is a riot!

Kraken porn

Quote:
"Because the animals are migrating into New Zealand waters to breed, they are very randy," the Auckland University of Technology researcher said.

"The freezer bag at home - to my wife's disgust - is actually full of giant squid gonad samples. We're going to grind all of this up, and we're going to have this puree coming out from the camera, squirting into the water.

"Hopefully the male giant squid, absolutely driven into a frenzy, is going to come up and try to mate with the camera.

"This is the dream - we're going to get this sensational footage of the giant squid trying to do obscene things with the camera."
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'Hypodermic penis'

Scientists believe that the male squid literally injects his sperm into the female's skin during mating.

"The two of them mount beak to beak, so you've got arms and tentacles flying everywhere," Dr O'Shea said.

"The male is co-ordinating this enormous penis, and he's implanting spermadaphores into the female's arms.


Some giant squid have occasionally been caught by fishermen
"He uses the penis like a plunger or a huge hypodermic needle, and he's physically stabbing the female's arms."
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2003 09:31 am
'tain't all an octopus's garden down there, is it?
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2003 09:33 am
That article is amazing, I suggest everyone read the whole thing. I may have comic nightmares.
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 18 Sep, 2003 09:34 am
dlowan wrote:
'tain't all an octopus's garden down there, is it?


Isn't the octopus' garden beneath the 'sea' rather than ocean?
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